#thedeviousdumonts

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"Heh...heh..."Alexander gave a lopsided grin, hot tears stinging his eyes. "She isn't dead." He repeated with a sniff, tongue darting out to lick his lips. "With her pansy ass, she's just fakin' it, plannin' on popping out of her grave tomorrow trying to scare me." he announced, voice breaking. [pretty much he's just broken ;.;]

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@thedeviousdumonts​ liked for a fem!Bell starter

          “Alexander, you’re a weirdo!” She teases.

[jemmaagentofshield]

👠

Jemma slipped into the flat after a long day. She sighed, through in her purse and jacket off as she went to her room. She had expected to find her pup snuggled up in her bed. What she hadn’t expected was said pup watching her roommate trying on her latest purchase, a pair of slinky Jimmy Choos.

“Celeste, really, why are you trying on my shows? You probably had them two years ago when they first came out,” she snarks as her bulldog stands looping towards her, her butt wiggling excitedly.

[tinystarscapes]

╰☆╮all of them ╰☆╮ (because yes shhh)

OOooooohhhhhh my muses are all blushing quietly to themselves now.

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thedeviousdumonts

Alexander reached out and shoved her shoulder. “At least I have an ass for her to kick. You’re as flat as a board back there.” he snorted. He rested his elbow against the lip of the window and glanced out of it. “Though I swear, if anything happens to Stella, I’m killin’ Aaron.” there was a strange flatness to his voice as he said it. Right now was not the time for Celeste to be chasing after Aaron…things were different…things just felt off. And he couldn’t quite put his finger on it. He’d been doing research when he wasn’t helping Keira and things weren’t quite adding up. It was so minor though that he’d dismissed it as a miscalculation on his part, it’d happened before. He was going to go back over his information when this happened…maybe he’d been right. Something was coming, and things didn’t look good.

               “You’re the only person who has ever had a complaint about my ass.” She reached over and punched him in the arm playfully. Keira bit her lip and kind of leaned back in her seat. She drove with one hand on the wheel. “I don’t want either of them to be in dangerous situations. I know they are capable of handling themselves sometimes, but there are some situations where we don’t know what’s coming.” She was worried about her brothers and Celeste. Aaron shouldn’t have run off like he did. He should have known by now that anywhere he went, Alexander’s sister was going to follow. He put more then just himself in danger. There was a long pause of silence between them as Keira drove. She was slowly pushing down harder on the gas pedal, pushing their speed up. She was a good driver, even in crazy situations. “I can tell there’s something wrong with you. What’s going on in your brain?” She knew Alexander well enough to know when he was thinking pretty hard and seriously about things. “Better to let me in now then wait for me to have angry surprise later.”

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thedeviousdumonts

Alexander pursed his lips and stared Bellamy down. “How’d you like my tight red hands wrapped around your neck?” he muttered, a dark look flashing briefly through his eyes. He liked Bellamy, they got along well, and as much as he wanted his sister to be happy after her issues with her ex, find someone she felt could love her, Bellamy was very low on that list. Even when Alexander knew he was joking. Boys like Bellamy were not what his sister deserved. “Let’s get this over with, yeah?” he urged, slipping back to his usual good natured self as he pulled the dress back up again. “It’s startin’ to pinch.”

           Bellamy had a younger sister too, so he knew when enough was enough. Plus, he would kill anyone who talked about Octavia the way he was talking about Celeste. “I could totally take you,” he said, changing the topic slightly. Bellamy had no desires to be with Celeste. She reminded him too much of Octavia in some aspects. “Alright, lets get you out of here without Celeste knowing, parade you off to the dudes you lost the bet to, then get something to eat.”

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thedeviousdumonts

Alexander shook his head with a grin. “I figured as much.” he admitted as he pushed his spoon into the container and wiggled it free. “I just hope he doesn’t ever think of messin’ with Stella’s pie…’cause she’ll do a lot worse than kickin’ his ass. Her pie is personal.” his voice was muffled with his spoon in his mouth.

                   She shoveled another spoonful of his ice                    cream    into   her     mouth. As   Aaron’s                     older   sister, it was  Keira’s duty to give                    him payback   when he was a   little shit.                    "If   he eats   her  pie,   they’d    probably                    break     up      as       almost      lovers.”                    

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thedeviousdumonts

Celeste gave a small nod of her head in response as they stepped into the building. “If you’re sure…”her voice trailed off momentarily. She had to admit, she was wide awake now too. His room was closer, and with everyone bustling around, she didn’t quite want to muscle her way through the crowd — everyone else seemed awake now too and insisted on hanging out and talking to one another in the hall, blocking the way to her door anyways. “We’re here.” Celeste said as they drew up to his dorm.

        After standing outside in nothing but his boxers for an hour, Alex was wide awake. And it sounded like she was too. So why not have her over in his dorm for a bit? He could hear the other students getting loud and rowdy already, it seemed everyone was now awake. “I’m sure. Plus, if you need more convincing, I have a box of cookies in my room that my mother sent me. They’re very good.”