Celebrity Reading: Jose, of “The Dollop” While the #AceofWands lacks sufficient context to grasp the historical tragedies discussed on house-favorite comedy-depression deep-dive @dolloppodcast, she does possess an inherent respect for the power commanded by another #tuxedocat. With that in mind, we wanted to provide sage advice to “Dollop” mascot Jose by finding out whether or not he should spice up his life with a new bandana? We considered all possible options: “yes,” “no,” and “yes, but get several.”
“Yes” was answered by the VIII of Wands, inverted. While a potentially appealing choice full of motion and energy, it’s possible that a single new bandana would not guide precious Jose in the right direction in life, leaving him stymied by outside forces and a general lack of control. Not a bad choice, but also not the best.
“No” was met by the VII of Swords, inverted. This symbolizes stagnation, complete hinderance, and an inability to escape any negatives of one’s current situation. A true tragedy and not recommended for spiritual progression.
“Get several!” the Universe cries, showing favorable outcomes through the #KingofSwords! A powerful and decisive figure capable of slicing through the grotesque illusions of the world around us, the King of Swords advocates for the freedom and discretion to select the right tool for the job. The more bandanas Jose is presented with, the more adaptable he will become, better able to bend the universe to his will and live his best life.
When studying history, it can be easy to detached from the present; all the more reason, then, to avoid choices that foster stagnation and inhibit growth. Greasy Cat advises multiple new bandanas to help Jose avoid the mistakes of the past and equip himself for the future bearing down upon us all!
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