#thedudevondoom

[masseffectheadcanons]

“Biotics and biotic implants are frowned upon in Turian society. Propagandists used Saren as an example of how biotics can lead to a turian’s downfall.“

submitted with image by thedudevondoom.

[beesmygod]

Once people were able to type faster than they could speak, we were all doomed.

we should all go back to typing one key at a time, with one finger

[coelasquid]

Hey remember when I said Brett looks like the human the Beast should have turned back into at the end of the movie?

[beesmygod]

Did you kill Lyman?

[beesmygod]

But did you kill Lyman?

my lawyer says i cant answer that

[beesmygod]

You were born.

source?

[coelasquid]

Brett said he was anxiously awaiting the "get you a man who can do both" meming.

[coelasquid]

I’m just gonna spend all day taking stealth photos of Brett because he’s so handsome but if he knows his picture is being taken he sabotages it.