#theeffableace

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theeffableace replied to your post “the reign of shitty unlicensed music in my store is over! we get...”

Jake I don't want to fight you but I cannot imagine that being true

it’s true I kidz bop bop bop’d my way to the top

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Did you hear about the guy who fucked a wheel of cheese? Don't brie upset; it was his feta-ish

i’m glad someone spoke up about this, he wheely needs to turn himself in

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theeffableace replied to your post “i just got a new phone and i love it already because the apps don’t...”

I have 38 and half of those are businesses/work numbers/joke hotlines

same

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theeffableace replied to your post “[[MOR] anyway i’m not 100% if this was a platonic date or a date...”

this is the cutest thing i've seen all day and i follow an obscene amount of puppy blogs. i hope it all plays out well for you broski

thank you for your blessing and the implied blessing of an obscene amount of puppy blogs as well

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theeffableace replied to your post “so there’s this six year old girl i babysit she’s the daughter of a...”

you're only 26 jake. you have your whole life ahead of you. why do this to yourself now

i’ve got a whole 2/3 of my life ahead of me

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theeffableace replied to your post “k so in sodak there's a place called the corn palace and it's...”

the question is ... how do we get in

the real question is how does one escape

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theeffableace replied to your post “next up i will explain prominent english literature by way of...”

i love this post and i want this to be true

you would

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Mulder receives a classified document detailing the purported whereabouts of an extraterrestrial. Upon reading the document Mulder becomes absolutely ecstatic, kissing the papers gleefully. He turns to Scully and asks “have you ever been so happy for an assignment you could kiss it?” With a completely deadpan expression Scully replies, “sorry but I don’t kiss intel.”