#theeldesthangs

[knight-of-the-flame]

Gibbet gently curtsies and kneels before Malus, taking Malus' hand with the mark of their contract, kissing the back of it with a simple peck of her lips to the skin of her hand. Looking up with eyes that are listless, but closing her eyes and bowing her head down against it. Fealty and manners, but obviously restless like a wound spring. "May all our wishes come to truth, Maa."

"...Words like 'may' are for people who are prepared to lose." As she said this, Malus used the hand that Gibbet kissed to hold her servant by the chin and tilt her head up so she could look her in the eye. "No... All our wishes WILL come true. If I'm going to be a part of this game, then that is the bare minimum I should aim for."

[knight-of-the-flame]

🏹

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

"I'd literally sell my soul to learn how to ride bulls. Like, do you know how useful that'd be?"

"Like, I could scare the bejeebers out of people just charging straight at them!"

[knight-of-the-flame]

🤔 Advice for Modern Fashion (Let's hear this natural disaster.)

"You know what they always say, right~? 'Sex Sells', and boy does it ever~."

"While I personally like Gothic Lolita stuff, I can't argue against the fact that showing more skin draws more eyes, so a silky and loose dress should be the best when it comes to that~."

"Of course, it also has to be easy to get f**ked in-" ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH FROM YOUR MOUTH-

[knight-of-the-flame]

Those Red Eyes, They remind her of her favorite red and purple flowers.

"My~. I can't help but feel quite flattered~~. I do pride myself on my my eyes~. Not many people can boast having naturally red ones like mine~."

[knight-of-the-flame]

"It simply is Nerf or nothing, Maa!"

((...SHE BE ASKING FOR A WAR THAT SHE MAY NOT WIN-))

"Gib, Gib, Gib~... You sweet summer child~. Do not cite the deep magic to me, Servant~."

*CHA-CHACK*

"...Not unless you're willing to get a few welts~." Malus then took aim at Gibbet.

"Now, if you're trying to start a dart war here, I suggest you start running and finding a suitable firearm~."

"Though, I'll have to warn you~. You'll need to run pretty fast~. This thing fires at about 280 feet per second~. I'll even give you a head start~."

[knight-of-the-flame]

"Remember always, Maa, Engorge, Enforce, Engage!" - Stolasophia, servant pretending extraordinaire.

"I get it, I get it! You don't have to nag!"

"Tch, Really now. I can remember things just fine without you being like this. My head ain't swimming in mud like yours is, after all."

[whitecrownsblackthrones-archived]

"I want the K"

#2.) Face Stab

"Ah~ The torture fanatic has arrived."

"So, are you stabbing my face, or am I stabbing yours? It doesn’t really matter to me now."

[knight-of-the-flame]

I think something like, I Need Some Sleep by Eels. (for Muse singing something while your muse dies)

((I searched that up, and- GAH- *lays down* He'll be getting some sleep alright-))