#theerraticramblingsofapizzaguy

[zwei-the-penguin-with-a-pen]

'I wrote a book in a month, no one noticed. I wrote a great tune, no one listened. I saved the asses of my work crew, no one thanked me. I said how I felt about something and everyone lost their minds.'

A summary of how I feel pretty much anytime I'm at home or work.

[zwei-the-penguin-with-a-pen]

I hate it when I see a cute girl with a guy who is so obviously immature that he has to act cute to her when any other man walks by. "Oh, I have to cuddle with my broad because there's a guy there and I have to subliminally brag about this cute chick on my arm!" Really, if you think I of all people will steal your girl, or even could for that matter, you have issues. Sure, she's cute, but if she's with you then I respect that she's taken. Also, if you do shit like that and she stays with you... she makes bad choices.

Humans are repulsive. I want to be a potato.