review
chip is the biggest fourth wall breaker and i love it for her - time is definitely linear 100% we didn’t just read a tenet vibe flashback forward around and sideways episode that isn’t what happened?
her and carmy are so skinny not breaking the counter
any shoes left undropped? oh how i love your continued motifs
BEFORE YOU KNEW ME YOU CALLED ME CARMY???? completely and utterly feral. she found him charming!!! teehee. she is such a tumblr girl #parasocialrelationshipvibes
she found him charming teehee
chip is simultaneously the second most awkward and the least awkward and carmy is consistently the most awkward
okay the car incident was a month ago, good to know because the fever dreams are ongoing
promised to ask you out (when he’s mentally stable) LOL WHENS THAT HAPPENING
god you are so good at talking about throats i never knew that the feeling of someone’s throat could make me feel emotions
HE IS A MORON oh my god but he isn’t a bad guy (tumblr needs to see this after their comments on season 3 carmy)
carmy i beg do the fucking work i need you two to have sex now x
i love the way i can’t exactly tell who’s thoughts these are/ the respective it’s being written from - like some lines are so chip then some are so carmy and some are also giving me michael vibes (could be completely off parr with this and you didn’t intend for me to read into it this much).
for example
- [ ] “you squint like he’s a moron” is so chip, but then the “he is” is so mikey
- [ ] and then the “of course you want him to change” is so carmy and the “he sucks” is so mikey
stop thinking about food carmy oml wrap it up,
oh carmy you could definitely be better but
NO CHIP YOU COULD NOT BE BETTER NEVER ACCEPT DEFEAT “insert rodrick saying deny deny deny”
jk chip is a flawed character but also so likeable and that’s why we love her
the peoples princess did go hard to be fair this is so random but my ex boyfriend always said i was a fixer like chip but he never called me the peoples princess and the reason why is insane… HE DIDNT KNOW WHO PRINCESS DIANA WAS. bear in mind this boy was a fucking genius, going to one of the hardest degrees at a very good school and we are both british how in hell do you not know who princess diana is you fucking weirdo
i knew he was a making a dish in his head, and what does he do, go and prove me right and make a dish in his head
ITS EASIER TO MAKE THINGS WHEN THEY ARE FOR YOU,,,,, ABOUT YOU WTF
me with a chronic nail biting problem and a therapist 👁️👄👁️
you are both little morons i need richie (ideally mikey but that’s obvs no possible) to come and tell you this
finally they are back in sync
this proving yourself thing is kind of crazy but it’s also carmen so EVENTUALLY THANK GOD
it is definitely weird to have the same therapist
the cat analogy is so good i feel it in my bones
i would say i love you tbf, too soon but she was MIKEYS PICK
such a cat response
i’m glad we have reaffirmed that she will still work there because i need to see this happen
with you??? wtf do you mean you two need labels istg
he has receipts like idk what to tell you it’s fucking carmy and when it comes to chip he’s finna be in the pit (be prepared)
my reaction to carmy v fields…. oh yeah:
- THIS IS TOO GOOD WTAF
- i needed this. i needed this so fucking much
- WALK HIM LIKE A FUCKING DOG
- THIS WAS ON THE FUCKING ROADTRIP - GOD I WISH I WAS THERE RVEN FUCKING MORE WYG
-GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING CHEKHOVS GUN
- i was chilling with dirty details and NOW ITS THIS YOU ARE AMAZING
- head of the head of the head IN THEIR HEADS
- PROZAC RIDDLED FUCKS LIKE ME… are you actually on prozac… no?
- WHY IS FAK BERE?? GO FUCKING HOME
- best friend FAK? we will talk about best friend fak later
- i love this website commentary- i had to make a website once and it was the worst experience of my life
- of course chip would learn web design
- GET HIM CARMEN FUCKINF GET HIS ASSSSSS
- WE DONT PLAY IN CHICAGO (this is so my city vs london in the uk)
- ROAD TRIP SQUAD OH MY FUCKING GOD
- i was wondering what he meant by dusty and dead… i get it now
- tip your servers and don’t ask for their numbers
- one thing richie believes is fuck the feds (even the paramedics)
*deep breath*,,, moving on
they need to kiss rn like they just do while he imagines food she imagines drinks. i would say i love you? so just fucking say it AND FUCKING KISS ALREADY
your writing, like it really is fucking amazing
oh my god
THEY KISSED TEEHEE TEHEE I AM LITERALLY KICKING MY FEET
i love the bear fandom all uniting on the fact that carmy likes having his hair pulled. like there is one consistency across all fanfictions and it is that carmy will whine when someone pulls on his hair
*chekovs gunshot* she gets headaches when she smokes, she likes the taste of his mouth, he wants to fly her to paris. these were all in one sentence YOU ARE TOO GOOD
“I want you to be permanent and carved in my tables and I want you to wear my jackets and I want you in my kitchen and in my menu and in every dumb fucking conversation I have at Christmas tellin’ family what the fuck I’m doing— I want you in every sentence.”
i’m going to do a full analysis on this… this is fucking literature i don’t know what else to say.
FAK GO AWAY I WANT THEM TO FUCK COME ON DUDE
another thing consistently in the best fanfic. carmen is a biter
the mood is not dead FUCK ALREADY
i was so worried the vibe ending would be the end of the chapter and i would have cried THANKYOU FOR WRITING SO MUCH I LOVE YOU AND YOUR RIDICULOUS WORD COUNTS
SYD IS HER OLD CAT, this is why her and carmy are so good as coworkers
you are genuinely unbelievable
“get your weird little hands off my chip you perv “they’re not weird little hands” “why is that what you dispute” they are children
i don’t feel that i can really say anything on how you wrote the scene of richie and chip after because it cannot suffice in saying how good you are at this
go away dee dee i just got a smudge of happiness
oh sugar how i’ve missed you
the. first. christmas. without. mikey.
only the girls who babysat get chip
fucking rich boy carmy thinks he’s bad now he got payed. OKG I SAID THIS BEDORE I RVEN READ THE CHARMIN LINE WE ARE THE SAME (jk you are better than me)
he wants her soooo bad
OH MY GOD. she is making him watch ratatouille. carmen you literally are a weird rat . like you are THE WEIRD RAT
of course she’s a makeup cleansing balm user that is my queen bitch. also she wants to wear converse she’s so cringe i love her
he wants her on his team!?!!
aw he’s thinking a normal carmy amount like he’s helping her plan outfits and he’s ensuring they include her accent colour so say yes to being on his team pls
yeah carmy wants the apron to be easy to take off too LOL
richie the certified on god boy
you are the queen of stupid and meaningless (not stupid at all) stuff that is actually very meaningful
he is so big brother energy (richie)
the younger siblings taking turns to sit in the console i love this it is so real
they say they’ll be happy about it but they’ll curse you behind your back
you recognise all of it. it’s nearly enough to make you cry. - ouch
HE RAN INTO MY KNIFE. HE RAN INTO MY KNIFE 10 TIMES
AND DONE
this chapter was the emotional relief i needed fuck
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT FUCKING TIME IT IS!!!!!!!












