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“Lots of guys leave your apartment on stretchers, huh?

“And girls, but I usually only bring over the ones that can take it.”

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❝ who is in control ? ❞

“...you are.”

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thegodofbadideas replied to your post:Casually hugs her. "So, dinner?"

“Dionysus. God of wine, food, sex, passion, excess, chaos, madness, metamorphosis, and theater. Pleased to meet you~”

“....God?”

Sure- she’d read all sorts of things about different cultures, myths, gods and legends. Of COURSE she’d seen the name Dionysus pop up in some of her reading, but...

“ - ... don’t take this wrong way, but do you need help?”

#thegodofbadideas #{v: Tales Of A Book Lover}#{lmao she thinks he's nutters}

thegodofbadideas replied to your post: i locked my keys in the car and the tow truck...

imagine your otp?

THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE REALLY CUTE

#( OFF DUTY | ooc post. )#thegodofbadideas

“Did you get that guinea pig to reenact that South Park episode?”

Send in some sentences!

“No, I got him because he was cute!” Cue her holding the itty bitty pig up to her cheek and snuggling . “Coiler’s feet are so tiny and it’s so fluffy! Like a tiny dog! And he’s fast too – my Ultra Deluxe Mister HamHam has gone through five wheels already!“

“I’ve never heard of ‘South Park’ before, though…But knowing how cruel people are to animals, I wouldn’t want to waste my time watching it!”

#thegodofbadideas #( Skuld: 'South Park??? Whuzzat #a new local park?' )#(XD)#( Skukd: 'I only watch real shows! Like ninja dramas and mecha shows!' XD)#calls to the goddess help line (asks)#(Thank you for sending one in! :D)