#thegreatestevil

[drdumaurier]

mistressnorth/thegreatestevil

Positivity memeStatus: YES

@mistressnorth / @thegreatestevil 

[Dear Ducky. Well, first of all she’s a wonderful writer; her portrayals are amazing and you’re missing something if you’re not following her blogs. Talking with her OOC is always a pleasure and she’s the reason I got so interested in the whole world of Oz; I still have a lot to learn (and to read), but she got my curiosity and then my attention. She’s truly passionate about the subject and it’s simply impossible to not get into it with her.]

[suitedblue-a]

@thegreatestevil [ x ]

          “i’d probably be a lot sweeter to you if i wasn’t so focused on not peeing my pants in front of you. i’ve got to cut my losses somewhere, don’t i? if i’d have met you a little earlier, i woulda woo’ed you -- and this may be drunk me talking, and it is, because i’m drunk, but you are gorgeous. absolutely gorgeous.”

[saltate-blog]

thegreatestevil replied to your post: It is 28 degrees and I’m dying

Me: 28 degrees isn’t that bad. Me after a second: …oh…Fahrenheit…

Yes, it is -2.2 degrees celsius right now.

[sickassjigsaw]

“I’ve been thinking about you all night.” //It's not even a lie...

smut starters || accepting

A grin stretched over his face as he leaned back in his chair with the phone pressed to his ear, swiveling side to side while his fingers tapped on the table in front of him. “Oh yeah?” He was waiting on one last test result and it was getting late. By seven, most everyone else had cleared out of the lab, leaving Zeller by himself. While he loathed staying this late, he did enjoy the freedom that an empty lab afforded him. One of those was being able to talk on the phone; another being talking sexy on the phone.

          “How have you been thinking about me? Does it involve me being naked?”

He could definitely say the same about her.

[imtinkerbell]

I got you your own place in the garden. Just in case you need some alone time.

~ Zelena

        “Well...thank you, it’s darling! I can’t wait to actually furnish it!”

[sickassjigsaw]

[text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. (let's inaugurate the new verse)

texts bitches || accepting

[ text // lena ] But your bathtub is so perfect, you can actually lay down in it and be completely submerged in water, I’ve never known that luxury before[ text // lena ] If I had to die, I would want to die in that bathtub[ text // lena ] Also I get the feeling that you would be more upset that I left you alone than the fact that I’m actually dead

[villainofthisstory]

👤🔀👤 -cackles louder-

“Oh my god, it’s like being on stilts!” Regina gasped, clutching the edge of the counter as if she were going to topple over. In all her years of magic, she had never had a spell go this wrong before; Zelena had been caught up in the aftermath, and in an unfortunate turn of events, both women had been body swapped with one another. There was no immediate way to fix this, it would take potions, planning, a week at least, and Regina was already dreading it.

“We have to fix this, we have to fix this now. Do you know how many problems this will cause? I’m going to trip over something because I can’t see my damn feet from up here! And Hades-- oh, no...your insolent deity is going to think I’m you!”

[mxdam-a]

"Will you be quiet now?" Is there a better way to shut her up?

          “Uh?” Vague and stunned, not even really a word. (Certainly an improvement on the nattering that preceded it.) She reaches for Zelena and weaves her hands into the very curls that annoyed her the day before, heedlessly tight, enough to be painful. It’s a demand to match the pressure she’s putting on the back of Zelena’s head. She’s trying to drag her back in for more.

██ send "will you be quiet now?" for my muses reactions to yours pushing them against a wall and kissing them; @thegreatestevil.