So You Want to Be a Quidditch Player: 10 Things Everyone Should Know Before Their First Quidditch Practice
1. Quidditch is an actual sport. Come prepared to exercise.
2. Be ready and willing to learn new things.
3. All skill sets are welcome- don’t get discouraged if you don’t know everything.
4. Yes, you will have to run with a broom between your legs. No, it’s not as hard as it looks.
5. It’s not necessarily a Harry Potter fan club. It’s for Potterheads and Non-Potterheads alike.
6. It is a full contact sport. There may be bruises. It’s normal.
7. Make sure to look around at the rest of your teammates. Chances are you will date, or at least hook up with, one of them.
8. Remember that quidditch is all gender and all sexuality inclusive. Refer to #2.
9. Respect yourself. Respect your teammates. Respect the sport.
10. Congratulations! You have now joined one of the coolest sports ever.