#theidjitsimpala

[classicaldean]

Here is a joke for you... Where does Santa stash his money? In a snowbank!

That is so funny! uwu

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comment/advice: I absolutely adore your updates tab image! It’s so awesome.

following: no, but I love you | I am now! | Duh, of course I am | I would follow you into purgatory

want this?

[frecklyfeathers]

i know it's supposed to be anon but fuck it. okay, i think you're a really sweet person, and i'm glad i follow you and i'm really bad at these kinds of things but I LIKE YOU AND You"RE NICE <3333

 /)^3^(\

omg

mARTINA!!!!!

you are the absolute best you are amazing thank you!!!!

hugs computer screen and hopes it translates through internet and distance

<333 

[agentromanofffmoved]

theidjitsimpala replied to your post: “but why would you destroy such a good ccr song”:

oh man that's the worst

i really love ccr you just don't mess with them haha

[frecklyfeathers]

♫ :D

:)

This is a story about a girl named Lucky

You were standing with your girlfriends in the street

It’s all the same, only the names will change

and i’d give up forever to touch you

help i need somebody

[agentsammy]

Woah I just saw your ask on theidjitsimpala's birthday page thing and we have the same birthday, hella

woah

i finally found my long lost twin

HELLA

[holytran]

Hi, I just followed you and your blog is awesome also congrats on the 2k!! and I voted for tumblr awards!

Ahhh thank you so very much!!

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Following: no sorry bb | um YES | where have u been all my life

when youre ready come and get it

[agentromanofffmoved]

4, 15, 27, 33, 50!!

answered 4 here! :)

15. personality description - lately I've been terribly selfish, negative, whiny, depressed, shut off, shy, self-doubting - no wonder I have no friends

27. things i hate - dude I am such a negative person there's a lot of things I hate haha, ummmm but things that come to mind are smoking, frogs, being talked down to, being ignored, TOMS, certain ships, the list goes on

33. something you want to learn - how to cook! haha

50. favourite picture of your idol - ummm well we'll go with jared padalecki and this is one of my fave pictures of him ever

Thanks for asking! <3

[agentsammy]

3, 18, 24, 35, 46, 52, 61, 77, 80, 99!!

3. What is your birthday? Feb 8th!

18. Do you want children? not very much that kid would be so screwed up i can't even with you

24. Baths or showers? i usually take showers but i like my baths every once in a while

35. Have you ever tried archery? i did once at summer camp and i don't remember how it went which probably means not well at all.

46. What is your personality type? oh gosh *nervous breathing* difficult question uhm i'm kind of annoying and funny at times and yeah idk

52. Favorite food? s'mores like roasted over a campfire or something hnnnnng

61. Do you sing to yourself? literally always i didnt have friends in elementary school because i annoyed people by singing to myself this is a true fact

77. Have you ever drank underage? nope

80. How many piercings do you have? none yet cause i'm chicken

99. Color of your bedspread? its like white with teal/yellow/grey chevron

Get to Know Me, Get to Know me Uncomfortably Well