[scream-boat]

TikTok is dead, so here I return. My fucking respawn point.

[daenerys-targaryen]

we dumped tea into the harbor for less

[kosmogrl]

hope that everyone that lives by the beach has the worst day ever, fuck you. that should be ME

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[whetstonefires]

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'

[evidently-endless]

‘why do you follow prev’ polls please don’t ask me that i’ve been here since 2011 i don’t know who anyone is anymore including myself

[sems-diarie]

death is insane. wdym i’ll never see my grandmother again

[elvensaber]

Sometimes corporate speak is good.  For example, Space X calling their rocket explosion a “rapid unscheduled disassembly” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week

[superhelldeactivated]

Are we all just pullin' you down? [x]

[that-catholic-shinobi]

Moment of silence for Panic! At the Disco I guess

[consoleyourself-deactivated2025]

By Fall Out Boy

[that-catholic-shinobi]

How does it feel to be the funniest person on my dash today

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of spiders georg everyone

[footnoteinhistory]

Are y’all watching CSPAN rn they had to physically restrain Mike Rogers from going after Gaetz

[footnoteinhistory]

Fist fights should not only be allowed, they should be encouraged

[footnoteinhistory]

My mutuals when I start Congress-posting for the first time in over half a decade

[bewareofdragon]

[wizardshark]

Being nice to someone you don't like is not manipulation btw it's being civil

[aflirtingaccident]

you know those posts where you see them and you know it's just a glimpse of the iceberg of discourse that the post is truly about

[wizardshark]

We have to destroy tiktok

[h0nky]

[cass-without-the-andra]

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat

[discombra]

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

OH MY GOD

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

now all of pinterest knows i have large ballz

[glumshoe]

why would you make counterfeit tumblr screenshots

like I literally never made this post, I know nothing about Pokemon, if Bulbasaur ever saved my life it’s news to me

[theoriginalmadlad]

apparently @sketiana is the original poster

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

im in cross site witness protection

[paper-mario-wiki]

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

[funnytwittertweets]

[idontgettechnology]

Y'know what? Yes. Thank you. I have been trying to find the words for why this phenomenon bothers me.