#theintervalsong

[yeet-yateyote]

For Niiiiiiiick~

Q: Ryan and Me and Kieran.

A: Kiss you, marry Kieran because I think I'd find him easiest to live with for a long time, and get drunk with Ryan. For some reason I just typed Ryan as wrong oops lol.

Might as well do the other one in the same post~

Q:Also, Ryan, Maddie and Joelle.

A:Kiss Ryan because no homo, marry Maddie for the same reason as above, and get drunk with Joelle because she's the greatest drunk (:

Thank you!

[yeet-yateyote]

Do all the even questions in the thing you reblogged. There. That should keep you up just because :)

2. Are relationships ever worth it? I believe they are, because even if they don't work out you almost always learn something from them. 4. Are you in a relationship? I am not. :c 6. Are you single this year? I have been since February. That's the longest I've been single in like 2 and a half years, I think. Laaaaaaaaame. 8. Describe your crush.He's pretty fab. Nice, funny, good friend, all that generic jazz. 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah, I think you have to know someone's personality pretty well before you know if you love them. 12. Do you forgive betrayal? Betrayal's a very dramatic word, it depends what you count as that xD I don't think I've ever been in a situation where I've been betrayed, so I don't know. 14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Unfortunately~ feelings are gey. 16. Do you have any tattoos? Nopesies. 20. Do you shower every day? Indeedy. I feel gross if I don't. 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Nope. 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? I don't think I'd already be married, I'd like it if I was engaged/in a long term relationship at least. 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Probably. I don't like the use of words like ever/never/always/etc. No one knows the future so you can't really guarantee stuff like that. 28. Have you ever been cheated on? No. 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? I have not. 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Who hasn't? 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? Ye dardz, i get all the ladiez~No, I have not. 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Hahahhaahhahahahahasfaskjfsldiejfal.Yes. 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Indeed. 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? I wrote a song about one of my exes after we broke up 8) but no, not for anyone. 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Haha, I've never really tested, but I imagine not very long. 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Technically 5, but I don't really count one of them because it was one of those stupid never-even-held-hands things. 46. How many times did you have sex last year? 0. 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? I'd try to be supportive and help them out with their feelings and the person they like and stuff. 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? I would probably accept the apology, though not without giving him an earful first. If this is supposed to mean "would you take them back?" then it's very highly unlikely. 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? That's dramatic. There's tonnes of people you meet over the years that you can't keep up connections with and end up 'giving up on'. In relationship sense, I don't really have anyone to give up on though. I suppose I recently gave up hope of something working out with someone? 54. Is there someone you will never forget? I'm sure there's plenty of people. 56. State 8 facts about your body.It is around 163cm tall.It has really small hands and feet.It has brown hair.It has brown eyes.It tends to get sick from most foods on earth (and not like the rest).It has only ever been fully uncovered in front of one person (outside of my parents and stuff).It's skin tone suits the colour blue (yay for me).I don't like it much, but I try to. Sometimes. 58. What are five ways to win your heart? Obviously it's not a 'tick the boxes and that's it' kind of thing, but I'll probably be quite fond of you if you:Play with my hair.Show me you enjoy my company (or just generally make me feel wanted/appreciated).The generic make me laugh~Sing/play an instrument for me.Be a good friend. 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 8 months 3 days. 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? I don't know, anything to do with bodies touching basically. 64. What is your definition of cheating? Acting couple-y with someone when you're dating/with someone else. There's a lot of grey areas about it but I think it's usually pretty obvious when you look at a situation what counts as cheating. 66. What is your favourite roleplay? I don't know I've never done any. 68. What is your sexual orientation? Straight. 70. What turns you on?Making out, neck kissing, lip biting, running hands along my body/in my hair, dirty talk~, some noises guys make when you're pleasuring them. 72. What words do you like to hear during sex? I don't know. 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? I think looks in general are pretty superficial? I'm not very fussed about looks though, if I know someone well and I like their personality and stuff enough, I won't even notice looks. 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I don't know. I bought my ex one of his favourite band's shirts as a surprise for no particular occasion/reason? 78. What’s your dirtiest secret? I don't really have secrets or dirty experiences. 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Probably one of my friends or family in the last couple of days. 82. Who is the last person you hugged? My mum I think. 84. Why did your last relationship fail? I don't really know, you'd have to ask him.

Ty bbycakes x0x0x

[yeet-yateyote]

The #lesbianstampofapproval fixes everything. It's the new fine!

Nah fuq ya

[yeet-yateyote]

I am quite delirious though. I'm not even drugged up today just out of it. I'm sorry. You have wonderful breasticles, promise. #lesbianstampofapproval

Nah fuq ya

[yeet-yateyote]

That's funny because the character's name is Amy and it says small tits (pls dont hurt me)

This is what I have to deal with.

My best friend is a bitch and she's not even drunk.

[yeet-yateyote]

Oh my god. I couldn't remember if I'd sent you the numbers in the first place. My dentist gave me the paracetamol with extra codeine this time. Can I please blame that on my current logic?

Jesus. U ok.

[yeet-yateyote]

This Friday is the 28th, next Saturday is the 5th!

You are making -128203947102 sense right now.

This coming Friday is the 28th. The one after is the 5th, the first Friday of the month, Salsa's night.

The 5th is a Friday not a Saturday.

What you smokin fool.

[yeet-yateyote]

Next Friday is Salsas :(

No it's not, next Friday's the 28th?