#thekarliwinchester

[jynzandtonic]

ight so matt has chinnies, but what obscure pets do the others have? who would vibe w my rats the best?? pls who would smooch my hedgehog luna’s cute little face??? jyn I need answers

Okay so I’m just going to get into it here...

PETS I THINK THE ADCU BOYS WOULD HAVE

Adam Sackler: a dog that wants to RUN RUN RUN with him

Clyde Logan: rescued sugar gliders

Charlie Barber: Henry wants a chameleon so chameleon it is

Dan Jones: beta fish lol

Flip Zimmerman: a faithful old cowdog

Matt the Radar Technician: CHINCHILLAS

Paul Sevier: honestly probably also a chinchilla 

Phillip Altman: he’d probably get a talking parrot and teach it to swear

Rick Smolan: he travels too much for pets but is obsessed with wallabies 

Officer Ronnie Peterson: hedgehog. you know what i’m just calling it canon

Toby Grisoni: a really mean siamese cat

Who vibes with rats (real ones not, like, ‘us’ rats) the best:

Clyde loves all creatures big an’ small. He’d love your rats to pieces and feed them little pieces of summer melon as treats. Paul knows how intelligent they are and would 100% build them fun mazes and shit to run through. Adam “respects their game” especially after seeing the video of Pizza Rat.

Who wants to smooch a hedgehog the most:

Ronnie would absolutely flip his fucking lid over a hedgehog. He’d put Luna in his chest pocket and carry her around all day. Charlie would also completely lose his composure over a hedgehog imho. Flip would try really really hard not to smile at first but OH BOY HE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO STOP SMILING ONCE THE LITTLE NOSE MADE CONTACT WITH HIM.

[callmehopeless]

okok but what if she brought a witchy friend over to her house and the ghost boys communicated w her through that friend??? and through the help of extremely old magicks they bring the boys back 👁👄👁 (pls tell my brain to shut up it won’t sTOP)

Oh no oh god oh no oh my heart

Just imagine that moment when they all materialise back into their human bodies, and there’s this palpable moment where Kylo’s eyes meet hers and Ben and Matt realise there’s no way they can take this from him - no way they can interrupt to profess their love to her in this moment because Kylo’s looking at her and he’s crying, he’s sobbing, he’s breaking apart

He’s loved her so much for so long, and...how can they take this from him? When they know how much he’s prayed and dreamed and wanted this?

How can they take from him the way she looks at him like he’s the familiar stranger she’s always known?

;__;

[imaginetwilight]

Tampons are just vampire teabags

You make me read this with my own four eyes

-Admin Ziggy

[jynzandtonic]

gifting matt a little chinchilla kit bc “i heard they lived in groups, what if greg is lonely 🥺” and feral goblin mattie just melting. he lets you name the little dude bc you adopted him. he and greg are the best of buds. (can you tell that i owned like 10 chinchillas at one point in time??)

okay first HOLY SHIT HI KAR I MISSED YOU!!!! <3

second... I am.... I AM SOFT. CHINCHILLAS ARE GROUP ANIMALS? UWUUUUUUUUUUU

oh my GOD does the second chinchilla also have a really mundane human name?

[jynzandtonic]

hey ugh how would our boys feel about period sex? askin for a friend 👉🏻👈🏻

As with anything that pertains to your body, they defer to you. The boys listen when you talk. So they know.

They know. They know that when the hormones run high, sometimes there’s nothing in the world more mouthwatering than a stiff cock. That sometimes the salty musk of precum tastes better than chocolate—but they should probably pick up chocolate anyway. That sometimes when you’re doubled over with cramps, no heat pad can soothe the way a swollen cockhead massaging you from inside can.

They know that sometimes you just feel icky and awful and don’t fucking want to be touched... and that other times you’re so fucking sensitive you could nearly cum just from having your tits kneaded. That maybe sucking on your nipples and holding a vibe to your achey clit would send you to the moon.

They know that all they need to do is ask what would feel good.

They know that if you’re worried about the mess, they can always run a hot shower with lavender and bergamot oil, fucking you against the cool tile as the steam coils around you. Or even better: they can sit behind you in the bath, spread your legs wide, and push your cunt up right under the heavy pulse of the faucet—the stream of water pummeling your clit as it fills the tub.

But the boys? They don’t mind the mess. Sex is messy, but so is life. So is love. And they fucking love you.

[callmehopeless]

Bliss #14 w out wolfie boy Clyde 🥺

14. “I’m really happy that you’re here with me.” with werewolf!Clyde

He aches all over.

Every inch of him feels like it’s burning, deep down inside. Pulled too tight and put back together: Clyde’s body is still stinging under the weight of it, even as the hot water strokes at his tight muscles.

The sigh he makes is so deep down in his chest that it sounds almost foreign when you slip in with him: your back against his chest.

Yes. Lovely.

His mate is here - she’s everywhere around him, in the candelit room. He can feel the way your thighs tremble; the way he fucked you so tightly, so sharply, that inches of bruises will wind themselves across your thin skin come the morning.

The Wolf was hungry for you, when the moon was fullest. And Clyde was hungrier still.

You lean back into his hard chest, leaving him to wind his arms around your stomach and plant little kisses across your shoulders. Oh, how he feels you relax into him, in the floral waters. Feels the way you trust him so implicitly, after a night of him snarling and tearing at you.

“Tired?” you hum softly, letting the bubbles prick at your skin as the bathwater moves.

Clyde continues his soft kisses, nodding.

“Felt like a long night.”

“No kidding.”

He feels his breath catch in his throat at the warm scent of you - that soft vanilla, the rich cloying in his throat as water soaks into your skin. He feels you flush against him, and it’s…it’s almost believable that you might be the same entity. Halves of the same whole.

Stars in orbit; crashing into light.

“M’really happy that you’re here with me” he murmurs, laying back and closing his eyes.

He’ll never stop being grateful for these moments in-between.

[jynzandtonic]

i’d like to force the boys to watch the twilight saga. but then i got to thinkin,,, which would like it, love it secretly but shit on it, or completely hate it??? bc it’s been my guilty pleasure for over a decade and i love forcing others to endure it 😌✌🏻

OOOOH, you know what, homie? This specific question is PERFECT for @okk--maaan. DEJA, WHATCHU THINK?

[jynzandtonic]

ITS ME BIRFDAY! how would my favorite boys help me celebrate :)

HAPPY (day late) MOTHAFUCKIN BIRTHDAY BBY!!

Okay, so. Each boy could make you cum with their mouth, fingers, and cock... And there’s, uh... Matt, Clyde, Charlie, Ronnie, Flip, Dan, Toby, Phillip, Rick, and Sackler...

So how does 30 orgasms sound? Hm?