#thelanguageofthestars

[anactualamphibian]

hermann is a blanket thief with cold toes and how Goddamn Adorable he looks wrapped up in three heavy comforters with just his dumb soft hair poking out does not change that. no one needs that many blankets! i fucking love this goober so much, holy shit.

[anactualamphibian]

so today out of curiosity i counted up how many different kinds of tea we have (and by we i mean my spouse because hermann's a weirdo who has not accepted coffee into his heart)

there are thirty-seven different kinds of tea in our cupboards

even to me that sounds kind of over the top and trust me i know from over the top

[numbersdontliesir-blog]

I appear to have broken your husband.

[anactualamphibian]

(ง •̀_•́)ง

helL YEAH FIGHT ME

[orangetechnicalities]

thelanguageofthestars replied to your post:Hi there, Dr. Gottlieb.

Hello, Mr. Strider.

Pretty sure I told you already that Mr. Strider is my Bro. Please just call me Dirk.

[anactualamphibian]

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i wasn't gonna post this until tomorrow, the 26th, but i got impatient. happy anniversary, starlight mine <3

[anactualamphibian]

thelanguageofthestars replied to your post:fentonianmenace i did actually notice when you...

Absolutely at least as insane.

fight me, sweetling :**

[anactualamphibian]

watching hermann drive is always an experience.