#thellamawholived

[wentworthsbitch]

have you ever had a guy who was uncut my ex was and idk now i think uncut peniseseses- peni? are cute

peni. the ultimate form. the final fantasy.

Personally, i havent. im not saying i wouldnt. I would prefer if he was cut.

But like what if one day im quietly roaming the streets of London and the perfect man goes walking past me, chiseled features, and eyebrow game so strong he could move mountains? dare say it i put thine uncut prick in my mouth? Dareth, say i.

[wentworthsbitch]

Do you like that thin dicks do where they twitch in your mouth cause thats super cute

i dont- i dont understand.

thin dicks.

first of all if you have a thin dick youre not getting with me.

[castledvania]

[13:09:24] Mage Graham: "What do you see with your eagle eyes Connor?"

[13:09:31] Mage Graham: "White men."

[andlionheart]

people are so immature i swear to god. you shouldn't have to be shamed and looked down upon cause you choose not to eat meat. IT'S YOUR CHOICE. tumblr's so biased its not even funny anymore.

exactly. i honestly don't care if you eat meat or not. it's your own choice and there's no need to be rude to others just because you do not agree with them

[spudlord]

u ok love <3 damn breaking fingers such i fractured my pinkie and it was terrible

I’ll be okay it’s just hard to type ;m;

[naughtysalamander]

thellamawholived replied to your post: don’t be nice to me when i’m already happy i’m...

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[spudlord]

2,4,6,9,19,27

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? all my internet friends. :3

4) What do you think about most?  roleplaying ><6) Do you have any strange phobias? I’m terrified that my lungs will stop working.

9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? I don’t think I have one

19) What’s your biggest “what if"? what if things never get any better?

27) What was the last movie you saw? Little Shop of Horrors (fucked up movie)

[naughtysalamander]

idk who that anon is but i ship us man ur the shepard to my vakarian

yeah man!!

i'll miss shooting a bottle on purpose for u