#themarcusvanston

[proserpiiina-archive]

Yeah okay but what the fuck is Jake even doing 

[scientist-of-night-vale]

I feel like I should ask Marcus why he was nude, or, well, mostly nude.

[nightvalelibrary]

How amazed are you by my body? Because I feel you're pretty amazed.

Sto͠p pry̧i͝n̴g into ̴my ͞emo͡t̕ions̴,͞ ̕Van̢s̶t̸oǹ

[fearforwhatweknow]

themarcusvanston replied to your post:I can barely fly with two wings how am I going to...

Poorly. You strike me as the type that would be crap at that.

I am. Like I said I can't even fly with regular wings I look like I've been drugged or something. 

[babyvanston]

themarcusvanston started following you

dAD

[scientist-of-night-vale]

((I am seriously cracking up at the mental image of Marcus' son trying to nom on his wings, or trying to pluck them out to play with.))

[scientist-of-night-vale]

themarcusvanston replied to your post:((Hmmm. I have run into a snag. My mainverse Cecil...

I don’t know what your thoughts are or care. Just yes.

((I am completely okay with this.))

[scientist-of-night-vale]

themarcusvanston replied to your post:Would anyone care for me to do some completely...

What kind of sample? Urine? Blood? Semen? Because I’m only willing to give two of those.

Whatever you are most comfortable with providing.