I would fuck that table

Heyyo, I'm Marcus Vanston the Fifth, whatever. I'm 13, like cats, and I will fuck that table. [This is a rp blog. I'm not really13 bye] [Mun and Muse are both not of age so there will be no actual fucking of tables bye]

[babyvanston]

I'm bored and that science fellow- He's out.

No visiting the lab then, I suppose

[babyvanston]

its-janice-carlsberg-world

Janice, do you want to come over? I bought new books and I think you’d like them

[its-janice-carlsberg-world]

As long as they are council approved books then, yeah Marcus. That would be neat. Do you really have a table made out of human bones?

[babyvanston]

Well… It’s Dad’s… But yeah!! We have one.

[its-janice-carlsberg-world]

Is that where you do your bloodstone rituals on? That’s what kids at school say anyways

[babyvanston]

No, of course not. We have a whole other room for that.

[babyvanston]

its-janice-carlsberg-world

Janice, do you want to come over? I bought new books and I think you’d like them

[its-janice-carlsberg-world]

As long as they are council approved books then, yeah Marcus. That would be neat. Do you really have a table made out of human bones?

[babyvanston]

Well... It's Dad's... But yeah!! We have one.

[babyvanston]

its-janice-carlsberg-world

Janice, do you want to come over? I bought new books and I think you'd like them

[babyvanston]

//i need more people interact with little m

[babyvanston]

//I just a need a Janice to interact w Marcus bc i think theyd get on well

[suzannethurgood-deactivated2016]

oh my god but you know what I’m getting emotional about

so Cecil and Carlos can’t see each other irl right now, but they can still call and text and interact on fucking tumblr

they’re basically in a long distance, internet based relationship for the moment. and that’s how it is for me and most of the people I love at this point in my life. so i’m actually. really relating to this right now.

[babyvanston]

Does this mean I inherit Strex?

[iwilldefinitelybenude]

You better believe it, kiddo!

[babyvanston]

I'm gong to own Strex.

[babyvanston]

Does this mean I inherit Strex?

[babyvanston]

Remind me to have Uncle Sergio show you around the Strex Labs, sweetie.

Really? You’re not kidding me, are you?

[mistress-strex]

Why would I do that?

[babyvanston]

I don't know, but you're serious, right?

[babyvanston]

Remind me to have Uncle Sergio show you around the Strex Labs, sweetie.

Really? You're not kidding me, are you?

[raulsparza]

Welcome to Night Vale 2 year anniversary live show

[babyvanston]

Do you think your parents will let you hang out on the lab?

my parents rarely care what i do

[emilysdeletingherblog-deactivat]

I just really want more bisexual representation

I wish spn would stop queer baiting and just make dean canonically bisexual already

I wish oitnb would stop saying that piper was straight but now she’s gay and instead openly acknowledge the fact that she’s bisexual

I wish Steve Rogers would be written in the next movies as bisexual like the fandom has clearly adapted

I wish bisexuality could stop being erased

I want more representation

[babyvanston]

I've been reading a lot lately, and I...

I like science a lot. I need to see that science fellow

[mistress-strex]

Ay yo Ma, I was an accident, yeah?

"Oh honey…. I um… No… Of course not!"

[babyvanston]

"Totally was"

[mistress-strex]

"Why would you say that?"

[babyvanston]

"I mean… It’s not exactly.. I’ve been reading and…."

[mistress-strex]

"Reading what? Sweetie, no matter what you find out, just know that your father and I love you very much, okay?"

[babyvanston]

"Ah, yes. Of course. I know that."

[mistress-strex]

Ay yo Ma, I was an accident, yeah?

"Oh honey…. I um… No… Of course not!"

[babyvanston]

"Totally was"

[mistress-strex]

"Why would you say that?"

[babyvanston]

"I mean… It’s not exactly.. I’ve been reading and…."