#thembohux

[theold-ultraviolence]

For the ask game:

What would you wear if you were invited to a party in the underworld?? (A dead man’s party, if you will)

LITA! this is my favorite prompt, ughhh, there are too many choices

what would I wear? ask game

[z0mbride]

Bruh check this shit out. New monster just dropped

oh my god akfjfjfkkgg trashzilla

[babbushka]

4 and 13 with Kylo for the headcanon asks?

4. Best places to kiss on their body

This is true of every single one of the Adam boys but most especially true for Kylo -- the side of his nose!! It is the best place to kiss because his nose is so big and strong, and he’s got some hangups about it, so why not shower it with love? It’s one of the easiest ways to get him awake in the morning, just pressing little smooches right to the side of his nose. He of course gives you a big glare every time you do it, but that’s mostly because his face is just Like That. Deep down inside, he loves that you love a part of him that he’s self-conscious about, and it in turn helps him learn to love it a little more too. 

13. What gets them flustered

I feel like trying to get Kylo flustered is hard, because he’s had that sense beaten out of him over the years of harsh training, but maybe being vulnerable. He’s been taught to repress that on all sides -- from the Jedi to Snoke, so when the two of you share a moment of platonic intimacy or emotional vulnerability, his brain trips up. He doesn’t know how to have internal processes really, he’s more used to physical explosions to release his feelings, and I think he’d really have a hard time trying to cope with that. 

[starlightsearches]

Kylo with a college AU for the 3 paragraph fics? ❤️

Hello Lita! Thanks for sending this in!

A/n: Maybe one of these requests will actually be 3 paragraphs 😬 the concept was so good, I couldn’t stop myself from writing more!

Requests are open ✨

Kylo Ren x GN Reader College AU

Warnings: just language!

You pull your hands away from the keyboard, crossing your arms over your chest and kissing your teeth. Kylo doesn't notice, eyes on the ceiling, one massive boot on the table, and he uses it to rock himself on the back two legs of the chair. Some shitty, tinny rock music pours from the headphone not in his ear, and he mouths along quietly to the song.

Something in you snaps, and before you know it, you're reaching out with your foot, kicking at the edge of his chair from under the table. His eyes go wide as he tips back, out of control, and for one horrible moment you think he might actually fall. He manages to catch himself—just barely—the corded muscles in his arms flexing as he grips the edge of the table with one white-knuckled hand.

"Jesus, what?" He rips the earbud out of his ear, leaning forward on both elbows. Your eyes wander down his shoulders, over the swell of his biceps, and you wonder if he cut the sleeves off his sweater himself or if he bought it that way.

"Would you focus? I'm not doing this whole project on my own." You gather yourself from the minor distraction with a little shake. His eyes are hard when you meet them again, his full lips twisted into a scowl. Your heart skips a beat.

He's silent for a moment, his gaze traveling over your face, bringing heat to your cheeks. He frowns again, looking away. "I already told you, I'd rather work alone."

You scoff, placing your hands back on the keyboard before looking down at your notes. It wasn't worth it—arguing with him. You'd do your part, and he could figure the rest out without you. His face appears behind your lowered computer screen as he pushes it down with one hand. “I’m serious.”

"Fine then, work alone." You close your computer the rest of the way with a soft snap, ignoring the pain in your chest as you throw your bag over your shoulder and head for the door. The halls of the library are practically empty this late at night, so you know without looking that it's his footsteps sounding behind you.

"Don't be like that," he grabs you by the shoulder as you turn the corner, his hand falling away as soon as you stop.

"Will you knock it off?" you whisper with the barest amount of restraint. There's no one around, but still—you are in a library. “I don't get what your fucking problem is— "

"You are." Your back hits the wall when he steps closer, caging you in with both arms. It’s the first time you realize how truly massive he is, towering over you like this, and you loose a shuddering breath.

"I can't think when you're around,” he goes on, hardly aware of the way you’re no longer breathing, ranting quietly to himself, “distracting me with your stupid, perfect, color-coded notes and your iced coffees and those fucking tight, little sweaters." He's got a hand at your waist now—under the hem of your top, pressed up against your skin—his voice low and rough at your ear, and you sink into the warmth of it, your eyes fluttering shut. All this time, you thought he hated you . . .

You place one shaking hand on his chest, not to push him away, his heartbeat racing under your palm, his eyes liquid and warm when you look up at him through your lashes.

"There's a study room, around the corner, but the light flickers, so no one ever uses it. Do you want to...?"

"Let's go."

Three Paragraph (😬) AUs

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[blaaaaackbeak]

Consider: FO Poe showing holovids of the babies to any member of his squadron who is close by (and not horribly busy)

Oh my goodness, he does all the time. Don't wanna work or do that report that General Hux is asking about? Ask Captain Dameron about his babies. There's plenty of videos of the twins laughing and playing with their mama. He's got the holovids from some of the trips that they've taken to some planets.

His favorite holovid to show is the one where the twins have woken up from a nap and standing up in their cribs just laughing with each other. Poe had managed to catch the moment without alerting them.

When Milo is born there are holovids of him using the force and Poe swells with pride. However, these aren't always shown because he doesn't want to put his son at risk.

However, sometimes Poe will accidentally start a rather risque holovid of Ro that he "forgot he had" and then he stops it before resuming to look for the other ones.

[darkside-fashion]

Tumblr giving us the option to send gifs/pictures via asks just means ✨more Hux✨

HOLY SHIT THAT’S A THING NOW??? OMG YES

[orangebutterfly13]

Would you rather date Finn or Phasma?

Puh, well I absolutely adore and love Gwendoline Christie but Phasma is a bit scary and murderous.

Finn is wonderful! I love me some kind, witty, loyal and force-sensitive date. So I would choose Finn! :)

[yaldabaoth]

1, 8 and 30 for the obscure asks?

Obscure asks

1. what’s your favorite way to dress?

I usually dress like an adventurer that fell out of a tree, or farmersonly dot com. Occasionally I have some dark academia aesthetic but I haven’t needed to dress up in so long bc of quarantine haha.

8. what color do you think goes best with your personality?

Huh good question. Probably a nice poolwater greenish-blue. Not sure why but that feels appropriate.

30. what instrument do you wish you could master?

SITAR! I looooove the sitar, it has such a wonderful sound!