#theme: baking

[hp-fanfic-archive]

Drunk on Love by muse_in_absentia Pairing: Remus/Sirius Rating: T Word Count: 4k Post second war AU in which Remus cheats at baking, Padfoot plays in the snow, and Christmas jumpers combined with mulled wine may lead to something old becoming something new.

[hmshermitcraft]

I feel like if the architechs ever decide to bake something together, they’re the kind of people who go “why bake the cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes when we could bake them at 4000 degrees for one minute?” and immediately start designing some kind of redstone to do it

Oh, absolutely. Xisuma has to find them before they turn the overworld into the pre- 1.16 nether. 

[aftgficrec]

Hello! I'm looking for kid fics with andreil as the parents (can be series or whole fics but only if they're complete). Thank you so much for your work!

We’ve got you covered, friend!  We have several fics below, including some Tumblr fics and headcanons.  Then, check out the previous posts we listed for some more of that sweet sweet parental Andreil! -F

‘Call the doctor (I may need help)’ here

‘Long Haul for Love’ series (contains 2 complete works) and ‘The Manny’ here 

Andreil adopt Kevin here 

‘Violet,’ ‘Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,’ and ‘carry on’ here 

Parenting 101 by infernalstars [Rated G, 4274 words, Complete 2020]

in which neil josten has domesticated andrew minyard and they adopt :)

(tw: transphobia, tw: child abuse)

piped dream by yananvation [Rated T, 2833 Words, Complete, Andreil Week 2018]

Neil Josten, a beloved member of the PTA, volunteers to take part in the bake sale this year in hopes of spending some quality time with his husband as well as raise money for their son's school. However, things soon go awry.

or a pta dad!andreil au where neil (reluctantly) signs himself and andrew up for the bake sale ft cute son moments and protective papa bears

Meant to Be Loved by Leahelisabeth (fortheloveofcamelot) [Rated G, 3568 words, Complete 2020, Call It Home Family Zine]

Bee comes for a visit and meets her new granddaughter...and great granddaughter.

(tw: panic attacks)

can u write an andreil w a daughter??? prompt fill by @ravenvsfox [Tumblr Fic, 2017]

There’s a blonde girl sitting cross-legged at the end of the hall, huddled amongst the medical waste baskets and supply shelving. Andrew spots her on his way to the vending machine, and she hasn’t moved at all by the time he makes his way back.

(tw: references to abuse, tw: blood)

andreil kid headcanons, by danwjlds and tinygayminyard [Tumblr, Not Rated, 2016]

 - neil and andrew adopt a daughter

 - she’s had a rough past with the foster care system

- anyway like a head taller than her smol af dads, and she places her arms on their shoulders during the family photos that nicky convinces them to take

okay so what if andreil actually end up adopting prompt fill by @beebeebee333 [Tumblr, 2016]

Listen. I am an absolute fucker for adoption au. Marriage? Fuck me up. Domesticity? Fuck me up. Kids??? Fuck. Me. Up. I need to sit down for this.

(tw: implied/referenced sexual abuse, tw: implied/referenced incest, tw: alcohol)

[hp-fanfic-archive]

Love Whilst Looking by orphan_account Pairing: Remus/Sirius Rating: G Word Count: 4k When a new shop opens up across from Remus' office, he starts to pine for the gorgeous baker. His affections are returned when Sirius and Remus start exchanging window notes to each other. Eventually Remus' best friend Marlene has had enough, and tells Remus it's time to take the next step, and with that courage, their entire worlds change.

[hmshermitcraft]

Keralis once organized a "Bake sale" where he collected Baked goods from all of the Hermits and put them out for everyone to eat. Once everyone arrived, Keralis and Xisuma revealed the TRUE reason they were planning the baked good potluck. A game. If a Hermit could correctly guess who baked that good, they got a kiss from said hermit. Mumbo and Stress ended up getting kissed by everyone, while Grian and Scar only got kissed by each other. Keralis and Xisuma were mad man giggling the whole time.

Lmao lucky Mumbo and Stress! Did Keralis and Xisuma enter themselves?

[hmshermitcraft]

Hermitshipcanon #29

False is allergic to expressing her feelings to anyone’s face, but she will leave Cleo and Stress anonymous cookies when she knows they’re down. Maybe one day they’ll magically read her mind and realize she’s been flirting with them this whole time.

[hmshermitcraft]

Grian is nearly equally good at making his baking look as good as Mumbo’s but obviously Grian's taste way bettet. The difference is really hard to see but after Mumbo and Grian pranked Iskall for the whole duration of Sahara's existence by putting their baked goods next to one another, Iskall is now an expert at differentiating them with just one look

You’d think he’d just not eat the mystery snacks, but no, Grian’s are so good he takes the risk. 

[hmshermitcraft]

Hermitshipcanon #28

When Mumbo and Grian adopted their first kid, they wanted to make sure he knew his dads really loved him and were happy to see him, so they baked him a cake for when he arrived at their house for the first time. It may have been lopsided and the frosting may have melted, but he was still so happy that they’d make that kind of effort for him.