→ roleplay prompts | GRAVITY FALLS
“I ate a man alive tonight.”
“We're gonna have to break in.”
“We need to just learn to hate each other in silence.”
“Uhh, do you like me? Yes, definitely, absolutely?”
“Maybe this is one story we should keep to ourselves.”
“Check out this huge smooch mark he gave me!”
“But, w-what was that noise there? I heard a monster noise.”
“I don't trust anyone whose hair is bigger than their head.”
“You never wanna do girly stuff with me!”
“I was in the friend zone, and then he pulled me into the romance zone!”
"Hey dude! Ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one?"
“Yeah, I'm the guy who spray painted the water tower.”
“Uhhhhh, maybe I've had too much. What do you think?”
“I've got something to tell you! I'm not a teenager!”
“Ugghh... I'm never gonna eat or do anything ever again.”
“I think I'll go stare at a wall for a while and RETHINK EVERYTHING.”
“Thanks there, sugar pot. I-I mean honey wasp, kitten baby, b-baby cow.”
“I can't take it anymore. I'm getting dumber every second I'm here!”
“You're under arrest for violation of the Time Traveller's Code of Conduct.”
“We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...”
“ Ah, the pool! Sparkling oasis of summer enchantment!”
“I found out lifeguards get free snack privileges.”
“Hey, I brought you a sandwich! It's kind of wet, but it's still good!”