#themightythor374

[gaknar]

Artie Maddicks is FINALLY rescued and reunited with X-Factor after about six issues of Mutant Massacre. And it only took an Asgardian god to go down there and find him because 2 teams of X-Men couldn’t do it. God damn it. (The Mighty Thor #374 – Dec 1986)

[gaknar]

Huh that’s weird. This Marauder jobber gets the jump on Thor and is able to break the fuck out of his arm. Does this make sense? I’m not sure this makes sense. You know what else doesn’t make sense? When Thor gets pissed and fucking kills this guy. By BLUDGEONING.

Thor is a stone cold killer. (The Mighty Thor #374 – Dec 1986)

[gaknar]

Hela reveals that she instilled a weakness in Thor where his bones are now super brittle and won’t heal if they get broken. Thor goes bonkers and incinerates the hundreds of Morlock bodies lying in the sewers after the Mutant Massacre. This is another story thread that I’m going to have to abandon to follow our favorite muties, but it looks pretty interesting. (The Mighty Thor #374 – Dec 1986)

[gaknar]

Even though Hela imbued Thor with some sort of undisclosed weakness at the beginning of the previous issue, he ducks into the sewers and kicks the ever loving shit out of the Marauders to save Angel. Like, it’s not even close. There’s a bit of vindication in this after watching the Marauders murder innocent people for the last bunch of issues. (The Mighty Thor #374 – Dec 1986)

[gaknar]

Thor is such a pretentious dick hole. Look at him acting like he’s never met Angel before. He totally has! I was there! I’ve got proof of it RIGHT HERE. I mean seriously. How many dudes with angel wings have you met before in your life? I think, if you aren’t a pretentious dick hole, that’s something you’d probably remember. A dude with angel wings. (The Mighty Thor #374 – Dec 1986)