#then ur wrong

[dogwise]

I know I’ve said this before but Pokémon media gotta stop focusing so much on fighting and focus more on Pokémon migration, hunting patterns, social structures, mating rituals, nesting habits, hibernation, mutualism/parasitism, etc

[charlieism]

In my future one-party state, fat people will not be allowed to attend or participate in Renaissance Faires.

ive been staring at this ask for 5 minutes and i genuinely cannot understand a single fucking thing about it

[silentkniight]

Happy second anniversary to BOTW !! 

[danybegins]

how about my queen?

[moranument]

❝  oh  dear  god.  ❞  melodramatic  tone,  slightly  joking,  with  a  sarcastic  edge  as  he  clutches  a  hand  to  his  chest  in  shock.  this  little  performance  is  ABSOLUTELY  self-constructed  in  order  to  hide  his  actual,  genuine  scare;  he’s  not  anticipating  a  visit.  not  from  her.  might  as  well  play  it  off  as  best  as  he  can.  ❝                                     if  you  intended  to  give  me  a  bloody  heart  attack,  you  damn  near  SUCCEEDED.  ❞  sebastian  rolls  his  shoulders  and  arms  out  of  his  tweed  coat  and  hangs  it  up  in  the  hallway.  ❝  is  it  foolish  of  me  to  ask  why  you’re  here ?  ❞  /  @brainys

[ficusim]

nut: yes!! fig ! that’s it! eat your hand !!

fig: maybe i shouldn’t, i might need my hand someday

[attack-on-nico]

UGHHH i mISS tumblr so so much

like hello is there anything better than listening to my 2015 music while scrolling tumblr? NO

[respondsfirst]

in alvin's main verse, he is head of the chicago intelligence unit. oh and he's married to @1stresponders's trudy platt. he's an old man who loves his gang of intelligence kids that he's raising ( a single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops.... )