the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world

✧･ﾟJay | 21 | she/her･ﾟ✧ NZ AO3 | Jumblejay

[miniaturize]

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

[zonesoftime]

I like how looking for this post on your blog makes it look like you spent 3 hours checking whether or not apples are a type of fruit

[thinmintsdennis]

S10 EP10 "Ass Kickers United: Mac and Charlie Join a Cult"

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[trixeclipse]

Rocky made the xenonite suit because Grace needed proper hugs ❤️‍🩹

[elucubrare]

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

[goodblunt]

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people

[vamberii]

don't be afraid

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[ailithnight]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

[sunnyymac]

we can exhale now

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

[spacesmoss]

wishing the great earth were not so empty of my old enemy

[dakilangdiwata]

My coven is Claudia.

Referencing Gustav Klimt’s The Kiss

Print here!

[fandiagnosis]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.8 | THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 3.3

[trycijacks]

husband come home the kids miss you

[rylandsgrace]

[loopnoid]

i've been told there's a repost of this silly old comic going around so here's the real one

[gaypeople]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT - 3.06 “Montreal”