Jan 8, 2020
Playing multiplayer games can be a giving and fun experience, but when you chase across the map to give someone gifts for a commendation and they only agree to accept it if they get to roleplay a bdsm scenario with your boyfriend they really lose that spark
#sea of thieves#first we approached them and they thought we were enemies fair enough#then we explained#and explained.#and explained#while they attacked us of course#they didnt understand english appareantly!#so we sank them.#hours later. after searching for someone to give the gifts to#lo and behold! a boat in the distance!#we groan when we realize. its them again#but we try (oh my god do i try)#and they ask if we speak french#i say no. but google translate!#i call them babies and ask them to go to bed#but they dont understand that#so we translate french#ans through some gentle pushing... they agree to follow us. kinda#and we get there.#and we dump the gifts by the vendor.#and nothing#and we are groaning#i am at this point so frustrated i just start crying#and they ask if they should just quit and go to bed! so! they did understand after all!#also! they were not french???! they were swiss and belgian!!!#and this is where my bf starts begging#he does have a female character but he uses the mic. so they know hes a dude#but this guy is appareantly so starved#he starts saying some weird shit. and my bf goes with it. desperately. we gave them all our supplies 3k gold worth of loot and our sanity.