A ROBOTIC CINDERELLA STORY
HI KEV, HOW R U? IN THIS MOMENT I AM A LITTLE UPSET, EVERYBODY LEFT ME ALONE! SOBSOSOBSOB (NOISE OF VERY ROBOTIC AND VERY SAD CRYING). LOML MASTER LUKE IS HANGING AROUND IN NY, MY BFF CAMER2-D2 IS PARTYING HARD IN TOWN AND MY BFF BEEJ-B8 IS ALREADY IN AUSTRALIA WHILE I AM HERE IN MY ROOM LISTENING 2 SAD MUSIC AND NOBODY CARES SIGHSIGHSIGHSIGH (METALLIC NOISE OF EVIL ROBOTIC SIGH). BUT I WILL COME BACK SOON LIKE THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO. TIME 2 GO NOW, MAYBE SOMEONE IS COMING 2 SAVE ME! WITH LOVE, CINDER-E3PO-ELLA














