#theo cottontail

[pinky-the-polar-bear]

[pastelprince18]

Emos?? On my page???

Anyways this was a commission for my wonderful pal @pinky-the-polar-bear <3 it started as a joke about these collars and went to them becoming emo

I don’t know how but some reason I made bruno more fruity than his actual fruit of a bf- how?? I have no clue JAMSKSK. Hope y’all enjoy you skrungly followers of mine 💗

Bruno- @ghostypeppers / @ghostys-originals

Theo- @pinky-the-polar-bear

[pinky-the-polar-bear]

Guys! Look at this totally awesome art I made and didn't use an AI for! I'm such a talented artist! Please give me likes and reblogs or I will eat your dog! Tee hee! Just kidding! I prefer to eat cats anyway! :3

[pinky-the-polar-bear]

I am curious, if I may ask, could you tell us more about Bruno's and Theo's relationship. For example, when do they meet and when do they fall in love?

Bruno and Theo crossed paths for the first time thanks to Carlos. He told the pastel bun to spy on Bruno and Cupid in order to get juicy information on the Roadkillerz. However, Theo was a shitty spy, and Bruno was able to sniff out his true intentions immediately. But here's the thing: Theo was so genuinely sweet that the two Roadkillerz couldn't help but be charmed by his presence. Well, Cupid welcomed this new friend in the making. Bruno saw Theo as an opportunity to obtain dirty laundry on the Wrath (especially Sam since Theo admitted to being his nephew).

Now as for how the two fell in love, Theo's kindhearted nature wormed its way into Bruno's heart. Not to mention the jackalope found his frenemy extremely attractive. But that wasn't something Bruno was willing to confront about himself. At the time, he was convinced he was straight, and he'd consistently get defensive if anyone called out his queer tendencies. It didn't help Theo was so openly gay either. He'd hug Bruno, kiss him on the cheek, and say some highly affectionate things, oblivious to how these actions were perceived by everyone else. As a guy who's insecure about, well, everything, Bruno suffered every time Theo was so unapologetically caring in public.

As their relationship blossomed, however, Bruno grew to appreciate Theo's attitude. In an organization full of people who belittled him constantly, a Wrath member being so generous and sincere was eye-opening. Sure, Bruno's demons never faltered. They'll always try to convince him Theo's love is bullshit. But as far as he's concerned, this opposing recruit was the real deal. Theo believed in him wholeheartedly. He cared about his feelings and did his best to cheer him up whenever he got upset. If he felt like he did something wrong, he always apologized. Even if Bruno insisted Theo did nothing wrong.

After meeting Theo and growing fond of him, Bruno felt safe for the first time in a long time. He felt like he could be himself and not fear the consequences. As Bruno learned more about how Theo viewed him, the love he felt grew stronger. Theo saw Bruno as the intelligent, courageous, and considerate jackalope he wanted others to see. Even at their lowest, Theo's perception never waned. Because of that, Bruno grew the confidence he needed to confess his love for Theo. Save for one particular instance, they've been inseparable ever since they officially hooked up.

[pinky-the-polar-bear]

@zombiedeers out here drawing my boys with such style and grace! I'm not gonna get over how amazing these all look! Seriously, I can't stress enough how my dear friend deserves all the money you can give him. I promise he won't disappoint.

[pinky-the-polar-bear]

Can you show us the full new banner? pretty please

No need to ask me twice!

You can thank my beloved babygirl, @ghostypeppers, for drawing this. I threw money at him for this and it was absolutely worth it! Whenever you can, give him money. He deserves it!

[pinky-the-polar-bear]

5 for Theo?

Theo was born alongside four brothers: Hayes, Grover, Calvin, and Abraham (aka Elvin). He's the middle kid of the bunch, even after Hayes and Calvin tragically died. He was barely a year old when those two passed away, meaning he wouldn't have any recollection of what they were like. Elvin was also taken away by CPS around the same time, so his relationship with him throughout his childhood was nonexistent. Grover was the only sibling he had a developing relationship with. Unsurprisingly, he had a close bond with his older brother.

For his entire childhood, Grover was the only guy Theo could consider a friend. Sure, he was immensely popular with girls and was more than happy to be their gay friend. However, he didn't have the same luck with other guys. Being so openly queer either scared them away or encouraged them to bully him. Though with how protective Grover was of him, those bullies would've inevitably been scared off too.

If anyone knows how nice and considerate Grover can be, it's Theo. When it mattered most, Grover picked up their parental figures' slack and supported Theo. He hugged him, he comforted him, and he assured him how he didn't care if his little brother was gay. In Grover's eyes, the world needed Theo. He needed Theo and cherished his time spent with him. Because of how loving his older brother was, he never did anything to sabotage that. Even when Grover would lightheartedly noogie him or actually get upset with him, he'd never reciprocate it. Ironically enough, Theo's unwillingness to ruin their relationship had been a reason why Grover got mad at him. Standing up for himself is still an issue he deals with, especially in regards to his immediate family.

Theo is heartbroken at how fractured his family is. Grover avoids Bubba, Cherry, and Sam like the plague, Sam fought with Bubba and Cherry over everything, and it continues to fall apart when Sam gets banned from visiting them. Despite this, he still loves his entire family dearly. He just has to visit Grover on Christmas Eve and the rest of his family on Christmas Day. To Grover's credit, he's learned not to linger on the subject of their family and focus on enjoying his time with Theo. Especially now that Elvin is in their lives again.

Theo is just as sweet to Elvin as he is to Grover. He has to tone himself down in order for Elvin to not be overwhelmed, but it's an accommodation he's willing to make. He can't help but find his younger brother precious. His gentle demeanor, the tiny glimmer of excitement he exudes when expressing his interests, the way he lets Theo finish his thoughts if he accidentally interrupts him. Of course, he assures Elvin that he doesn't need to apologize. With how thoughtful Elvin is, he believes Elvin would never intend to hurt him.

[pinky-the-polar-bear]

If Theo and Grem met, she'd probably try to befriend him by "relating to the youth" and saying "ah i remember being young and filling my middle school with mustard gas on accident, don't you?" and then when she realizes he's not a dumbass she loses her train of thought and explodes

PFFT

Sounds about right. Even with how dense Theo is, he wouldn't relate to gassing up his classmates. But he's also stupidly nice, so he wouldn't have the heart to avoid Grem after their first conversation.