#theoldbean

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How's the Wife?

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/DJcGLSA " by theoldbean “Good heavens, Bertie, if we didn’t know better, it sounds like Jeeves is your wife!” Bingo cackled as he wiped a merry tear from his eye. - An innocent jest at the Drones Club gets out of hand, and Jeeves insists Bertie put an end to it. But Bertie has other ideas. Words: 2050, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Reginald Jeeves, Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, Hildebrand "Tuppy" Glossop, Richard P. "Bingo" Little, Claude Cattermole "Catsmeat" Potter-Pirbright, Augustus "Gussie" Fink-Nottle Relationships: Reginald Jeeves/Bertram "Bertie" Wooster Additional Tags: POV Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, Established Relationship, Drones Club shenanigans, Period-Typical Homophobia, only insomuch as Bertie can't tell everyone he's in love with his spiffing valet " read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/85697801

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Gentlemen Prefer Jeeves

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/M9X1oaI " by theoldbean Bertie is looking forward to a peaceful around the world cruise with his topping valet, but when Gussie and Madeline join the same cruise, it seems he just can't shake the same sorts of shenanigans he was hoping to avoid. Throw in the strapping men's olympic team, Madeline's desire for a wedding a sea, and a private investigator with a compromising set of photographs, not to mention Bertie's own mushy feelings towards his own valet, and this will be one voyage that's not easily forgotten. Words: 15599, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990), Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Reginald Jeeves, Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, Augustus "Gussie" Fink-Nottle, Madeline Bassett Relationships: Reginald Jeeves/Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, Madeline Bassett/Augustus "Gussie" Fink-Nottle Additional Tags: POV Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, post code of the Woosters, the around the world cruise, Getting Together, First Kiss, First Time, in which jeeves and Bertie live out the plot of gentlemen prefer blondes, Bertie is Marlyn Monroe ofc, shenanigans abound, Private Investigators, the entire men's olympic team, weddings at sea, hanging out of portholes, attempting to steal negatives by just stealing a man's pants " read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/77738466

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Gay Apparel

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/71il8gR " by theoldbean “I’ve always found Christmas to be a rather romantic time. Wouldn’t you agree, Jeeves?” I said to my man. “The season does have its particular charms, sir,” Jeeves replied. - In which Jeeves and Bertie pass a fateful Christmas at Skeldings Hall, the home of one Bobbie Wickham, and find themselves spending quite a bit of time under the mistletoe. Words: 3689, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Reginald Jeeves, Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, Roberta "Bobbie" Wickham Relationships: Reginald Jeeves/Bertram "Bertie" Wooster Additional Tags: POV Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, Getting Together, First Kiss, Mistletoe, Kissing Under The Mistletoe, Christmas Fluff, references to as many Christmas carols as I could fit in there, plot relevant hideous pajamas, bobbie Wickham gets her challengers moment " read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/76038526

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Joy in August

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/FkDbHWK " by theoldbean "And so we rewrote the tradition a bit into something that would suit both of us much better. Jeeves tells his public he’s going one place, I tell my people I’m going another, and then we meet up at a third location known only to ourselves. Usually someplace nice and quiet, rather isolated from the rest of society, and with dashed good fishing." - After getting together, Jeeves and Bertie start spending Jeeves's annual August holiday together. Words: 1393, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Reginald Jeeves, Bertram "Bertie" Wooster Relationships: Reginald Jeeves/Bertram "Bertie" Wooster Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff, Jeeves and Bertie start spending Jeeves's holidays together, POV Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, each chapter is a diff holiday, gratuitous descriptions of jeeves " read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/69765431

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Bertie Woosters Guide to Picking Up Coves

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/fkATu65 " by theoldbean "Now, Wooster, you might be thinking, it’s rather brazen to approach a fellow and suggest the sort of thing you’re about to suggest, it being the sort of thing that can land you two years of hard labor. Not to fear, dear reader. I’ve attempted this maneuver many times and I’ve polished it down to a science. It requires a certain amount of subtly, and that’s something this Wooster has in spades. First, you start with something rather innocuous, a bit of the old ‘what ho, how are ye’ sort of babble, and from there you try to get a read on the fellow before jumping into the fruiter sorts of questions. It can be dashed difficult to tell if a chap might be one to enjoy a bit of Grecian wrestling, if you catch my meaning, and unless he’s carrying round a copy of Plato’s Symposium, I’ve found it best to start off easy and breezy." - What if Bertie and Jeeves had met while Bertie was at Oxford, when they were both younger and dumber versions of themselves? What if Bertie had asked Jeeves out for a drink? And what does Bingo and an escaped budgie have to do with all this? Words: 6409, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Reginald Jeeves, Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, Richard P. "Bingo" Little Relationships: Reginald Jeeves/Bertram "Bertie" Wooster Additional Tags: POV Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, alternate first meeting, First Time, excessive references to Greek mythology, Flirting, flirting with handsome valets " read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/66502963

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Jeeves and the Surprise Party

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/4xvktdo " by theoldbean “Good morning, sir. I hope you had a pleasant birthday celebration yesterday at your club.” “I should say so, Jeeves. Dashed lovely time with the old chums. Just as a birthday should be. Not an aunt or a filly in sight. But I have the strangest feeling I kissed someone last night.” -- In which Jeeves coordinates a surprise party for Bertie, and receives a little surprise himself. Words: 1382, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990), Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Reginald Jeeves, Bertram "Bertie" Wooster Relationships: Reginald Jeeves/Bertram "Bertie" Wooster Additional Tags: Getting Together, First Kiss, POV Reginald Jeeves, Fluff, drunkenly kissing your valet " read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/64625917

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Jeeves in the City of Love

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/JPdO6WU " by theoldbean Bertie and Jeeves go on a date in Paris. Shenanigans abound, including a trip to the Louvre, questionable art critique, flying vegetables, and Bertie attempting to cook. Words: 5231, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 2 of in vino veritas Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Reginald Jeeves, Bertram "Bertie" Wooster Relationships: Reginald Jeeves/Bertram "Bertie" Wooster Additional Tags: Established Relationship, POV Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, Fluff, its just fluff, just two chaps being head over heels for each other " read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/63860416

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in vino veritas

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/hvuJAbf " by theoldbean I stared up at Jeeves and found that I was at a loss for words. I felt that we really rather ought to discuss the topic at hand, but I’ll be dashed if I knew where to start. This sort of situation, by which I mean sharing a torrid night of passion with your valet whom who have previously only had a professional yet cordial relationship with, wasn’t exactly the sort of material they tend to cover in those etiquette books that are so popular nowadays. - In which Bertie and Jeeves drink too much wine, end up in bed together, and have to figure out where to go from there. Words: 9228, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 1 of in vino veritas Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Reginald Jeeves, Bertram "Bertie" Wooster Relationships: Reginald Jeeves/Bertram "Bertie" Wooster Additional Tags: First Time, Getting Together, POV Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, getting drunk and hooking up with your valet, corsets, realizations of being in love with your valet, Jeeves knows a lot about wine, friends with benefits? sort of?, Implied Sexual Content " read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/63320848