#theoneatcentralperk

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the one where everyone is pheebs

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Monica: Gary and Phoebe think they’re a hotter couple than we are! Chandler: Ohh, so? Monica: So?! So we’ve got to go upstairs and have a lot of sex to prove them wrong!

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→ ho ho, he’ll be back. …ho ho, there’s nobody in the room.

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… Let’s pretend that’s not true.

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Is something wrong?      → No it’s just um... it just feels so good, “Ikea.”