#theonflayjoys

[irridescentz]

one time I farted so hard and loud as I was falling asleep that I woke myself up and couldn't fall back asleep

did you at least open a window so you wouldnt suffocate from the smell

[naomimisoras]

TyrioN

death screech

[send me a character/ship/au and i will give you 10 headcanons]

so he was extremely observant from the start, and he absolutely knew what was going on with jaime and cersei. so he kinda just thought that sort of thing was normal in families when he was little, and he was the first to mention to tywin what was going on (at least since that servant who told joanna) (and tywin was very much “how dare u speak to me” and then when tyrion was out of the room he thought about whether he would do anything about it and then stared into his piles of gold and decided nah)

before he learned to build himself armor against the world he was much more outwardly vulnerable, and especially toward his father and sister, whom he wanted to love him so badly. cersei took every opportunity from the moment he was born to remind him that it was he who caused their mother’s death, and until he was old enough to know better, tyrion truly believed that he deserved this burden of guilt. so he would try and show cersei how sorry he was, to see if he can make her start to love him the way jaime did. he would leave her flowers and colored rocks from the shore and try getting jaime to talk to her, but it only ever resulted it him being pushed around and mistreated further. and they were both well aware of the moment he stopped trying, and from there the poison between them only grew. can you believe this is my favorite lannister sibling relationship. why do i hate myself.

the twow preview of his shows that he sees viserion, which i think, if we’re sticking to the three heads of the dragon theme, would be the dragon for him (things about second sons and disgrace and such and etc). and from a distance he describes viserion as a white dragon but i can absolutely believe that once tyrion sees him up close he chuckles and thinks lannister gold

i don’t think he and jaime will ever see each other again bc grrm, and so i don’t think their parting will get officially smoothed over, but i believe that tyrion’s memory of him will soften over time (especially once he finds out that jaime and cersei killed each other in self-fulfilling prophecy xoxo).

what will help is i think tyrion will find out something about tysha. no idea whether he’ll actually see her again or no, chances are she’s dead bc again grrm, but perhaps he’ll finally find “wherever whores go” (her hometown?? the last place she lived before she died?? ???) and hear stories about her from others. if he could hear that she ended up with a happy life, maybe it would feel like some small victory against his father. it could give him some of the closure he needs, who knows. i’m sad.

remember all those times jaime was a doting uncledad to his kids? arrested_development_footage_not_found.jpeg. so obviously tyrion was the favorite uncle for tommen and myrcella. i can imagine him reading them some of his fave books and stories from when he was their age, especially the dragon stories. and myrcella talks about how she wants to ride a dragon one day and he has to explain to her that it’s impossible now and he can still remember how hurt he was when that was explained to HIM as a kid. meanwhile tommen’s like “do you have any stories about kitties this is too scary” and tyrion laughs and tells him a story of a chubby little kitten who grows up to be king

TYRION AND JON SNOOOOOW [RIPS OFF FOOTBALL JERSEY TO REVEAL EIGHTEEN MORE FOOTBALL JERSEYS UNDERNEATH] can you even wait until they see each other again because this actually will happen bc heads of the dragon duh. tyrion will remember a teary-eyed hotheaded kid and then see what an amazing leader jon’s become and be so proud, anyway :’)))

i was gonna make a bullet point about tyrion and oberyn’s friendship strengthening post-war but you know what? i just remembered something interesting. oberyn is fucking dead forever and for eternity. weird huh!!! anyway!!!!! great. but tyrion absolutely visits dorne to pay respects to ellaria and doran, because he feels grateful to oberyn for being a friend to him when he had no one else, for giving his life so tyrion might have a chance to live, bye.

he is absolutely tywin’s son. i can’t believe that needs to be a ~headcanon~ post but with all the secret targaryen theories out there. anyway. he’s tywin’s and it’s a thorn in both their sides but it’s the truth.

every time the word “manpain” is used against him on the internets dot com tyrion gets another dragon, get ready for the reckoning h8ers

[naomimisoras]

what do you hate about theon greyjoy

i hate that hes such a fake confident little shithead in the first two books because you absolutely know what’s coming once you’ve read adwd, i hate that he’s the only character with a great redemption arc and that got narrowed to him thinking he owns the starks anything in the tv show, i hate that i don’t hate him not even a little not even at all, i hate that my son won’t visit me in my old age, are you there theon???? rodrik????? maron?????????? why have you left your old mommy all alone…….

[alayneestone]

happy birthday darling. I hope you have an amazing time celebrating xoxo you are one of my favorites and I hope you get everything you wish for

Thank you so much Gigi!!! :) You are so kind and amazing, and I love you :) (and I know I can always count on you to randomly give me Tyrion feels ♥)

[naomimisoras]

DENNIS REYNOLDS

oh BOY

[send me a character/ship/au and i will give you 10 headcanons]

he was absolutely born second (this used to be a headcanon but then it was #confirmed thank you @season10) and he absolutely came into the world holding onto dee’s foot a la jaime/cersei because i said so

they shared a bed until they were like eight or some ridiculous age and even then they only stopped because dennis’s mom started a hardcore shame campaign and he so desperately wanted his mother’s approval so that was the end of that

though dennis also got (prob still gets) night terrors like crazy so he would go climb in with dee from time to time after their parents were asleep

omg these can’t all be dennis/dee focused lemme try some dennis-centric ones man sorry. so when he first killed someone it was accidental–i can just imagine him getting into some fight in high school and maybe he’s a little high and he swings a little too hard and this is basically like a fic i wrote one time but it’s a new sort of high for him

he probably has to go kill something every time mac enters into a new relationship lmao

he probably also starts purposefully killing in college but like again this is basically canon i truly cannot believe this situational comedy

his guy craves validation so bad can you imagine him just joining every social media site known to man and doing follow for follows on twitter and aggressively reblogging every post he makes on tumblr i know man i know

one day charlie gets them all into the sims and dennis takes it wayyyyyy too seriously like he already has enough of a god complex, can you imagine him taking away the pool ladders just to watch his sims die, buying the most expensive furniture to block his sims in and create an enormous fire hazard, can you imagine

so i started typing “he’s super into roleplay and he likes to make dee go along with it except she doesn’t take it as seriously and she ends up ruining the mood while they’re trying to get off” except then i remembered that this is l i t e r a l l y canon, iasip is a gift to me straight from the great beyond

one day he and dee will set fire to their childhood home and mountain goats music will play triumphantly

[irridescentz]

Your mental age is negative 5 years old

ur mental age is perverted old lady!!!

[naomimisoras]

Why don't you write oc fic based around the 'mmm whatcha say' moment

thanks for this!!!! i love getting fanfic requests and i always treat them VERY seriously!!!!!! enjoy!!!!! :)

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Marissa had seen enough. It had come time to choose, and with Ryan’s life on the line, she realized there had never truly been a choice.

The gun was heavier in her hands than she expected, and for a moment it slid in the grip of her sweating palms. Release the safety here, she thought, clicking back the switch with her thumb. Finger on the trigger here. 

Easy as the movies.

She wondered if taking a life would be just as easy.

Trey raised the phone above Ryan’s head, a weighty, old-fashioned motel rotary, and Marissa fired before he could strike a potentially fatal blow.

The shot echoed loudly in her ears. Her vision went white, and for a moment all she smelled was metal and blood, an iron taste that sent her stomach roiling.

Then she heard Ryan’s voice, and the world came back clearly. Marissa exhaled sharply, stunned with relief to see him rising to his feet alive.

“What’s that sound?” Ryan said.

Marissa frowned. Surely there were more important matters to handle at the moment. Trey was bleeding from his chest on the floor, but was he alive? If he was dead, would they call the cops? Would they leave him?

Then she heard it.

“Mm whatcha say, mm that you only meant well…”

“What the hell?” Marissa said under her breath.

“Well of course you did, mm whatcha say…”

Ryan came to her side and took her hand. “Never mind, forget I said anything. Are you all r–”

There was a second gunshot, and Marissa felt Ryan’s rough hand wrenched from her own as he fell to the floor. Bewildered, she looked down and saw Trey, still on the floor, but with a gun of his own.

“Mm whatcha say, mm that you only meant well…”

“Where did you get a gun?” Marissa demanded.

“What?” Trey said with a strained cough.

“Well of course you did, mm whatcha say…”

“I mean, did you have one the whole time, or?”

“I…” Trey was frowning. “That’s what’s important?”

“Mm that it’s all for the best…”

Marissa thought for a moment. She supposed she should be checking on Ryan, who was now bleeding copiously on the floor, but somehow this plot inconsistency bothered her more.

Before she could answer, Ryan had shot Trey with a third gun that came seemingly from nowhere.

“Okay, look, there was only one gun!” Marissa screamed over the restarting of the mm whatcha says. “This is ridic–”

She was cut off by a fourth gunshot, and looked down to see it coming from her own hand. She had a second gun now, and had shot Ryan with it. Trey shot Ryan again, and Ryan returned the favor.

“Mm whatchmmwhat c ahsa y mm whathc has say whah”

“Whatever,” Marissa said, and begin shooting them both indiscriminately.

Which was all well and good until Ryan and Trey shot her simultaneously.

“No…” she whispered under the strains of the music. “I’m not supposed to die for another season…”

“Mm whatcha say…”

An hour later Seth and Summer arrived. The shock of seeing their two best friends dead was quickly replaced by curiousity at the sight of a note pinned to the door.

“Hey Summer, listen to this,” Seth said. “It says, ‘Dear Seth and Summer, by the time you read this I’ll be dead. Here’s how I think it will happen…’”

[irridescentz]

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sometimes I can’t believe youw atched the sopranos because i asked everyone too like ur the best. it’s disgusting

honestly i will never forgive u for what u put me thru