i'm dreaming

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[aropride]

joke i like to make when a baby is crying in public is “we’ve all been there.” We literally have

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[greelin]

no no i didn’t say he sucks BECAUSE he’s bisexual. i just said he sucks AND also happens to be bisexual

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[weirdlandtv]

A 500-pound stained glass crab sculpture at BWI Marshall Airport, Maryland.

[catsofyore]

Little boys. 💕 Postcard from my collection, unsent, 1902.

[swagcatholic-deactivated2026072]

if we’ve been mutuals over a year we’re cousins

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic on canvas 70*80 см «Waiting for the Big One» 2025

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[dajo42]

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

[man-peach-reborn]

[egberts]

blast my stupid baja life

[sandmandaddy69]

[harzilla]

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

[sacred-portal]

[thewanderingspaceman-deactivate]

[segamascott]

[powerburial]

[cupofzo]

What a day.