#theoriginaljackass

[donewithfish]

If You Were

one of the last four people that asked for a postcard two months ago, I didn't do it yet. I just came across them. They're addressed already. I just haven't thought of anything awesome to say. Sorry. You can have one too. Eventually.

[infectedwithrage]

theoriginaljackass replied to your post:THE FINGER

Nothing pisses off bad drivers more than a thumbs-up and a giant, over-enthusiastic grin. Give it a try. Confuse the shit out of them.

LOL! A UPS driver cut me off once and I was going a little too fast so I was pissed. The fucker blew me a kiss and I ended up cracking up! My rage was defused rather quickly!

[glenyrd]

Fuck the Mets with the fury of a thousand sharks.

[glenyrd]

I OPENLY DECLARE MY MUTUAL HATRED FOR THE METS, PHILLIES, AND NATS TO BE THE SINGLE LARGEST SOURCE OF TUMBLR DRAMA THIS YEAR.

I didn't include the Marlins because nobody gives a shit about the Marlins.

[jscottwilson]

theoriginaljackass replied to your post: Throwback to the time I stood over a s...

Ugh. Is that the CN tower? I did that once. But the glass floor was covered with my feces.

Yes! (I laid on my back on this thing!) Some couple walked by and the girl made the guy come lay next to me and she got our pic. 

[annebonnysbastard]

theoriginaljackass replied to your post:theoriginaljackass answered your question:Show of...

Never confuse “retraction from society” with “doesn’t watch the nightly ‘news.’”

Well...don't confuse "lives in a cave" with "doesn't have cable" :D

[annebonnysbastard]

theoriginaljackass answered your question:Show of hands?

What if you live in a cave?

Voluntary retraction from society makes you complicit when it comes to doing nothing towards the betterment of mankind.

Even though, technically, you wouldn't know about Justin Bieber either.