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The International Language.
Me: They should just all learn to speak English.
Fort Wayne: That's right! Just like them Mesicans (that's how he pronounced it), Canadians, French (looks at our French post-doc)--
Me: --French-Canadians...
Fort Wayne: English, Native Americans; who keep trying to steal our land back...
We are legion.
Fort Wayne: I'm sorry about your boring last name
Me: We are legion.
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Me: What, you haven't committed my dot number to memory yet?
Cincinnati: Most people around here have a dot number of one or two.
Don't touch the touch screen.
Fort Wayne: Oh wait, is this a touch screen too?
Fort Wayne: Just like Virginia's screen which I touch all the time.
Me: Fort Wayne, why do you have to make it sound all dirty?
Fort Wayne: I can't help but touch Virginia's touch screen all the time.
What? They're not real ice cream.
Macomb: Who doesn't like Dippin Dots?
Me: Actually, I don't.
Everyone: Whaaaat?
Fort Wayne: You know who else doesn't like Dippin Dots? Stalin, Mussolini, Hitler... AND DANGER BEAR.
We're talking about chemicals, here.
Cincinnati: I really want yours.
Me: Oh, talk dirty to me, Cincinnati.
Cincinnati: ...
Me: Was that awkward? Good.
Gaunt: Where does honey come from? Does it come from their butts or their mouths?
I look over and realize that Gaunt is spreading honey on his peanut butter sandwich.
Me: Are you asking if you're eating be-- Gaunt: --e poop or vomit. Me: Hit two on my Google search reads “does honey come out of the bee’s vagina”, so I guess that’s one orifice we had not considered. I guess you learn something new everyday.
Who doesn't like euphemisms?
Gaunt: I woke up, like, every two hours last night. So I live in a duplex and around 4 AM, the neighbors start banging really loud and everyone can hear it.
Me: ...so, uh, by banging, do you mean they were hanging up pictures?
Gaunt: Sure, we can call it that.
