#thepilotlangford

[gunhandsam]

"Trick or treat!"

Didn’t think I get this many folks tonight! How’s some snickerdoodles sound, hmm? *small plate of cookies!*

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thepilotlangford replied to your post:y’all still can’t have any sandwich. it has...

i like both bro

then it has magic on it, but it's harmful to anyone not named mike. i'm sorry

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thepilotlangford replied to your post:no but for real has anybody ever come in contact...

the only time i ever saw them brand new, not damage was at those random school book fairs and even then the pages were already yellowing. Pretty sure its the fucking illuminati.

i could believe that. like, personally, i've never seen one without a torn cover

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sends u an accent for u

If I get ten “accents” I’ll record myself saying all this!

8/10

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*strolls up and pecks Doug's cheek cause why not?*

*flinches, blushing* Oh..! Uh- wow... *gives her a nervous smile*

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♥

(under a cut for length)

If we kissed?

[] Quickie.[] Tongue.[] Softly bite your lip.[] We wouldn’t.[] Long and meaningful.[] Let’s hit up the bedroom.[] You remember last time?[x] Awkward… [] Lol no.

Would I go out with you?[] Yes, definitely.[] No.[] I want to, but it wouldn’t work.[x] Maybe. [] Nope, you’re like family.[] You’re cute, but probably not.[] Just simply not my type.[x] If I knew you better.[] Already did.[] I don’t know.

If we took a picture together, we’d be…[] Hugging each other.[x] Just chilling.[] Holding hands.[] Kissing.[] Acting dumb.[x] Normal picture.[] You holding me from behind.

You are…[x] Cute/Pretty.[] Good looking.[] Sexy.[] All of the above

You + me + room = …[] Movies.[] Cuddling.[x] Hanging out.[] Kissing.[] Playing games.[] Everything.[] Wouldn’t let you in.

You should…[] Hit me up.[] Be mine.[] Marry me.[x] Reblog this so I can send you a heart.[] be studying

If we got married, I’d…[] Divorce you.[] Make kids.[] Take your money and bounce.[] Smash every day.[] I would cheat on you.[x] Be faithful.[] Kill you in your sleep [] We wouldn’t

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Wapish!

Send “WA-PISH!!” For My Muse’s reaction to Your’s swatting them on the ass..[WARNING: This Blog is NOT responsible for Loss of Limb or Life]

“I knew you liked doin’ that more than you said you do…”

[gunhandsam]

She's gone.

She’ll be around again, courier work can really eat up the time, it’s ok.

*picks up teddy bear and sits on the bed*

She’ll be home again.