CubeWhisperer

(RP blog for Doug Rattmann, from the Portal series) (Takes place after the games) (My Doug was eventually caught by GLaDOS and thrown into testing) (Read "about" page for more information)

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[Temporary Hiatus!]

(If you couldn’t tell, i’ve been completely m.i.a. because i have no caroline inspiration at the moment. 

so, instead of constantly trying to force myself to do caroline things that i’m not having any fun doing and stressing over the fact that they’re not getting done, i’m officially hiatusing this blog.

i’m sure i’ll be back in a few weeks/months, i just need a break for now until the muse returns 2 me

in the meantime, you can find me at deadlyneurotoxin, slicedandsewn, sunshineandstructure, or wastedingenuity. I also have a personal blog over at deadlycrocker! 

So anyway, bbl!)

[cubewhisperer-blog]

(this applies on this blog, too!)

[assistantwithass-blog]

[Temporary Hiatus!]

(If you couldn’t tell, i’ve been completely m.i.a. because i have no caroline inspiration at the moment. 

so, instead of constantly trying to force myself to do caroline things that i’m not having any fun doing and stressing over the fact that they’re not getting done, i’m officially hiatusing this blog.

i’m sure i’ll be back in a few weeks/months, i just need a break for now until the muse returns 2 me

in the meantime, you can find me at deadlyneurotoxin, slicedandsewn, sunshineandstructure, or wastedingenuity. I also have a personal blog over at deadlycrocker! 

So anyway, bbl!)

[cubewhisperer-blog]

(this applies on this blog, too!)

[assistantwithass-blog]

[Temporary Hiatus!]

(If you couldn’t tell, i’ve been completely m.i.a. because i have no caroline inspiration at the moment. 

so, instead of constantly trying to force myself to do caroline things that i’m not having any fun doing and stressing over the fact that they’re not getting done, i’m officially hiatusing this blog.

i’m sure i’ll be back in a few weeks/months, i just need a break for now until the muse returns 2 me

in the meantime, you can find me at deadlyneurotoxin, slicedandsewn, sunshineandstructure, or wastedingenuity. I also have a personal blog over at deadlycrocker! 

So anyway, bbl!)

[cubewhisperer-blog]

(this applies on this blog, too!)

[assistantwithass-blog]

[Temporary Hiatus!]

[cubewhisperer-blog]

assistantwithass:

(If you couldn’t tell, i’ve been completely m.i.a. because i have no caroline inspiration at the moment. 

so, instead of constantly trying to force myself to do caroline things that i’m not having any fun doing and stressing over the fact that they’re not getting done, i’m officially hiatusing this blog.

i’m sure i’ll be back in a few weeks/months, i just need a break for now until the muse returns 2 me

in the meantime, you can find me at deadlyneurotoxin, slicedandsewn, sunshineandstructure, or wastedingenuity. I also have a personal blog over at deadlycrocker! 

So anyway, bbl!)

(this applies on this blog, too!)

[cubewhisperer-blog]

Hurt rp Starters

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! You don't want to get even more hurt, do you?"

"Tell me where it hurts."

"Whoa, that's purple... It looks like your shoulder is dislocated."

"Oh my god. Are you okay?"

"You're bleeding... You're bleeding bad..."

"This is gonna hurt..."

"Holy crap! I may not know much about human anatomy, but legs don't bend that way!"

"It's all swollen up..."

"You have a black eye. Where you fighting with someone?"

"Okay... Okay, hospital. Hospital, now."

"I think you have a concussion."

"Calm down! Calm down! Your ankle is sprained, okay?"

"Here, lean on me."

"I'm gonna need more bandaids..."

"What the hell happened to you!?"

"Here, I need to clean you up. This might sting a bit..."

"We need to get the bullet out..."

"Oh my god, you've been shot!"

"Did... did you get beat up!?"

"Just hold on. You're gonna be fine..."

"Look out for that car!"

"Wake up! Oh god, please wake up!"

"You're alive! Oh, thank god!"

"I'm no doctor, but you should have that looked at. It's bleeding a lot..."

"What is that? Are there bandages under your shirt?"

"Why is your arm wrapped up like that? And are those blood stains!?"

"You must have hit the back of your head really hard."

"Look at me. Just look at me and stay awake. Can you do that?"

[cubewhisperer-blog]

@selfesteemfund

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selfesteemfund:

Her grip tightened, slightly. “Good. Then let’s get you back to where you need to be. You can come see me later.”

It probably wasn’t a good idea to tell this woman that where he needed to be. After all, he needed to be in an entirely different universe. But… asking her for help seemed to be a better option than sneaking around on his own. “Uh, w-well… Th-that’s kind of the problem…”

[cubewhisperer-blog]

kinky-love-cave:

Cave couldn’t have guessed what was going on in Doug’s mind, especially as he personally would have never been such a weenie. All he knew was that Doug was cute—and wouldn’t stop blushing, apparently. Well, at least they’d both gotten through the teeth-brushing nonsense. This gave Cave the opportunity to kiss Doug again, so he did—hard.

His eyes widened in surprise. It was almost overwhelming how affectionate Cave was after how long Doug had been without physical contact. It was a nice change, though, and he certainly didn’t have any complaints as he kissed the CEO back.

[cubewhisperer-blog]

@selfesteemfund

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selfesteemfund:

“Aw, and to think everyone else is so enthusiastic! Even the dead ones!” She observed him for a moment, then put a hand on his arm and said more seriously. “You know I’m joking, right?”

Though he’d had a feeling she wasn’t entirely serious, relief still washed over his features at her reassurance. It was still Aperture, and she was still probably dangerous, but at least it wasn’t as bad as it could’ve been. “R-right, sorry…”

[cubewhisperer-blog]

-contented soft moaning- i think... you're ready to try another finger

-very carefully presses another finger into him-

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@Kinky-love-cave, lyrics meme

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kinky-love-cave:

“Oh, I’m the jackass? At least I cut my damn hair.”

His irritated expression cracked into a smile. The idea that, somehow, Aperture's lack of barber shops translated into him being a jackass was the funniest thing he’d heard all day.  "...That's it?” He was clearly trying to hold back laughter. “That's all you can come up with?"

[cubewhisperer-blog]

-surprised lil gasp-

-keeps going!-

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@Kinky-love-cave, lyrics meme

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“Whatever,” Cave sneered. “Is that all you have to say for yourself? I didn’t realize you were that much of a coward.”

[cubewhisperer-blog]

“It’s not cowardly to go five minutes without picking a fight... It’s called not being a jackass. You should try it sometime.”

[fuckyeahotmen]

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mmmm... that's it. good job.

-fingers the cave cave like he actually knows what he’s doing-

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-soft contented sighing-

-okay maybe i can do this- -hesitantly gets in there a lil deeper-

[scr33ncaps]

Spun - Jonas Akerlund (2002)