#thepintsizeddisaster

[ayyoari]

What?!

Send me a “What?!” for my character’s reaction to yours sliding their hand in my character’s pants.

The blonde’s face darkened immediately, and he stared at him while he carefully grabbed onto his Corporal’s wrists, pulled his hands out, and pushed them back carefully to him. There was a look of bewilderment that spread across all of his facial features, resting heavily in his blue eyes.

"Heichou, what was that for?"

[freckledandholy-blog]

at first i was confused like what bubbles i haven't been on their blog before and then i went and well i spend about an hour poPPING THE DAMN BUBBLES BYE

B) trapped u

[obitual-devotion]

Levi’s lips puckered and he made loud sucking sounds through his teeth, dramatizing kissing sounds.

" Ssss’cause you’re really, really cute… Girl i woun’t lie to youu~" The male whispered, his arms draped around Moblit and his head pressed firmly under his jaw. 

Hearing his statement, the black haired many bonked his head on the blond’s chin as he sat up. “Gasp! How dareeee they say th’t ,you’re amazing ‘n perfect~" Levi muttered, too intoxicated to care as he returned to clinging helplessly on the man.

He squeaks when the other nestles his head beneath his jaw--transitions then to wayward giggles and inebriated squeals. "Nooooo!" He laughs, tilting back in his chair. "You spout nofing bu' liiieees!"

Moblit winces when his chin clacks roughly against dark, meticulously cleaned hair--but continues to giggle and hiccup intermittently. He stops for a moment when Levi speaks again--the warm, airy sensation of alcohol mixes quietly with a different warmth alltogether; still equally pleasant.

He blinks incredulously at the man for a moment before he beams, face colored and emanating gratitude. "...Thanks Levi." He says softly, slumps back atop him with a gentler, softer smile than the last. "Yer' amazing an' perfect too..."

[commanderesmith-blog]

OAKY OKAY HOLD ON I WAS LITERALLY GONNA SAY IN RESPONSE I NEED YOU TO OPEN A JAR FOR ME OMFG I LOVE YOU I'M IN GLEGIT TEARS

[[OMG I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A LITTLE SHIT THAT IS PERFECT OMFG

/DIES]]

[commanderesmith-blog]

[text] I need you so bad right now

Erwin's phone buzzed on his nightstand. Upon reading the text, his brows pulled together a tad. He poked at the screen with his thumbs. 

[text] Do you need another jar opened? 

To this, he smiled at his own cleverness and prayed Levi was in a mood to deal with his antics. Though, he knew the answer was probably no. 

[humanityscuriosity-blog]

|| obitual-devotion & thepintsizeddisaster

      Hanji was practically bouncing off the walls. She managed to squeeze information out of the tight lipped locals. There were rumors of this haunted house, she heard them for years on end. The story was always different, always interesting. Somewhere in that bright mind of hers, she thought it was best to investigate the house. What better way to get the real story than by visiting and asking the place itself, right? Yet, nobody told her where this house was. Whenever Hanji tried to ask they'd change the subject, beat around the bush, or flat out refuse to tell her. One of the kids finally spilled the beans, giving her the location of this supposed haunted house.

      That was where she was now. The house, with her trusty cameraman and good friend, Levi. Hanji managed to talk him into it, saying that she didn't want to go alone, and how could she document things alone. A guilt trip, really. They were setting up for the night. Well, Levi was. She grabbed her recorder and a flashlight. "Do you need help with setting anything up?" Hanji asked, glancing back at him. "I'm excited, y'know? I didn't think I would find out where this place was. I hope it's not a hoax."