#theprincesknight

[brackishbarracuda]

i cant sit on this anymore i want everybody to kno that my spade woke up lastnight and tried to drink some fuckin salsa queso that his brother left on his nightstand 

fuckin

hes beauty hes grace hes got mouthful a peppers in his face

[secret-delirium]

Oh gee, is that Meenah's spade?

[turndowntelluric]

@theprincesknight replied to your post: @theprincesknight replied to your photo: ...

I am that one, actually. I take no offense, she probably would have done it with or without your prompting. - Dirk.

So she would probably haVe, but with only a single cube rather than the entire trough.

A cruel fate to haVe place upon a stranger.

[turndowntelluric]

@theprincesknight replied to your photo: So picture man actually came through with his end...

Charming. - Dirk.

Thank you.

[brackishbarracuda]

theprincesknight

  theprincesknight  ...

I have no idea, honestly, and I’m not really looking forward to finding out. Should he make a play for my ass I’ll let you know, though. - Dirk.

good shit my dude

im gonna continue bein a lump in your brothers bed isle sea you around later

[brackishbarracuda]

theprincesknight

  theprincesknight  ...

Touché. Speaking of the Sea King, I might have to visit him on his ship soon, which I’m not excited for. - Dirk.

oh why now what does he want also you have to tell me how many tides he tries for your ass 

[brackishbarracuda]

theprincesknight

  theprincesknight  ...

Advisers to the Sovereignty don’t get to go on strike, suck it. - Dirk.

oh but you do if youre one of the sovereigns kismet isle suck it when i want 

[brackishbarracuda]

theprincesknight

  theprincesknight  ...

That wasn’t his son, that was his son’s bodyguard. Also I like babysitting the sea king, he’s the best kind of eye candy. - Dirk.

youre fuckin terrible i wont work under these conditions im on strike