#there's options

[jonghoos]

how self indulgent is too self indulgent. what if I wrote a cricket au 🏏

[knifelesbianjo]

okay so question for phannies that have been here longer, cause this is my first tour, but like do the tickets usually get sold out fast?? or can i take a bit of time to decide??

[skyward-floored]

nah the anxiety is still biting. anybody want to chat about the incredibles au? sorta been in that mood lately

[thursdaygrl]

@blcssom sent 3c (f/f) from here

they'd almost ended up in this position purely out of spite, because goldie couldn't let what they had go, because she couldn't just accept the other not being hers anymore. she'd cornered her in the bathroom, pretending it was just to talk to her, albeit in the most inappropriate situation for it, but it'd become very clear that wasn't her intention. now they were both naked under the spray of the water, using it to cover up the sound of their voices. her lips trailed over her neck, her teeth grazing the skin before she spoke. "he doesn't make you feel like this, does he?" she hissed, fingers rubbing roughly over her clit as her other hand trailed up and down her side, gripping her hip and groping at her chest.

[stardustedknuckles]

For what it's worth, if it helps any little bit, seeing any posts/reblogging from you cross my dash makes me smile, because it's always going to be interesting.

Today is pretty rough mentally, so it's definitely worth a bit more than usual I think. Much appreciated. 💙

[duskodair]

so im going to open up by saying i know very little about the norse gods, but that wont stop this mighty nein norse god assignment

we’re going to start with the late night thought that started it: caleb as freya, goddess of war, love, magic, and cats. look she has a chariot pulled by cats and a necklace that she regrets and how could i not ok

jester? freyr, he has a dick statue ok. freya’s brother, god of prosperity and sunshine and good times

beau and veth? loki and thor, idk which way round. actually wait i do, veth as loki bc he’s a great mum. these two create and then solve problems, and if that fails go and beg freya to help them fix it. thor once cosplayed freya, its a great story

molly molly molly? hel, is she living? is she dead? who fucking knows, loki’s daughter (wild but go off) she’s got a great aesthetic, one side living, one side decayed, a little bit indifferent to the living and the dead, but i love molly ok and yeah

caduceus? odin. why? he’s a bitch in the best way. and sources show him in a cool big hat, so, cad. also god of wisdom, healing, and death among other things and has many animal companions

yasha? tyr, the one who lost his arm to help chain fenris. for the record, tyr was the only one brave enough to put his arm in his wolf friend’s mouth and then lost a hand for it. yasha energy

fjord? heimdall, the protector. fought loki as a seal once and veth and fjord would be down for that i think. drinks mead on a rainbow bridge just hanging out, there’s something to do with goats but idk what. has a horse. is he the son of the sea? idk shit about the norse gods m8

[surfeit-of-stoats]

me: works myself to the point of repeated mental breakdowns because I "have to"

me, thinking about that for a hot second: wait why am I working myself to death?

my brain: have to!!

me: okay but...do we? actually? HAVE to?

my brain, quieter: have to....

me: HM OKAY