Would it be crazy if I said that I lowkey ship Janet and Simon.. Orrr--

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Would it be crazy if I said that I lowkey ship Janet and Simon.. Orrr--
random thought but has anyone ever considered fauxcest with petplay
in the sense that pups can get confused of where their mother is and accidentally suck on their brother's cock thinking they'll get milk like is this a diabolical thought i'm thinking
Praying someone will make a devastating Reddie edit to A House in Nebraska by Ethel Cain someday
Warner bros, Warner bros listen to me. Can that fuckass Netflix live action teen drama and bring HIM back instead
SO....
With me trying to wrap up drafting my American Dad x Bob's Burgers crossover fic, which was PRIMARILY meant to explore chemistry between Steve & Tina, I inadvertently ended up with two side-ships: Barry/Jocelyn and Snot/Tammy! 😅
And I'm mentally in a Barry/Jocelyn headspace now because I feel like with them both APPEARING to be a bit naive and airheaded, they would bond over being underestimated by their respective friend groups.
(I keep thinking Jocelyn would definitely refer to Barry as her big teddy bear and he'd be bashful about how genuinely kind she is to him 💕)!
BUT THERE'S ALSO THIS (MEME?) THAT WOULD 100% FIT THIER DYNAMIC. 🤣
Given Barry's "dark" personality when he's not taking his *ahem* vitamins.
I also keep thinking of like AUs (i most likely won't explore) where Barry is like a mob boss and Jocelyn is his lady and he loves just spoiling his girl with diamonds and furs. But she's not superficial, and still cuddles and also pampers him in ways that will make him melt like a puppy even in front of his minions, but they wouldn't dare say anything lest they upset and trigger "dark" Barry! Lo 😆l) Because Joce would be just that innocently sweet)!
Anyway! It's fun to think about!
So, yeah! Hopefully I get to crank out a few short fics exploring these two soon too! Lol
Chat, am I cooked??
why don't we talk about them