#therealstifler

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Andrew (imitating me): I yelled at some birds Me: I yelled at /A/ Bird Andrew: there's two birds up there Me: I yelled at some birds

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fuck andrew fuck that fucking fucker right in the fucking face

so i like to play this game called "how long can andrew last?" which is basically just an excuse for me to strut around in sexy lingerie and be a giant cocktease and it's a great time for all

but im on the rag rn so really it's just an excuse for me to do a lot of sexy poses and stuff, and i knocked a lighter onto the floor and i pretended i was about to pick it up, and then i made him do it... but he was being a mouthy little shit so i went to grab the whip and he just like... collapsed to the floor and started whining like "you're not even gonna put out... why are you doing this to me...?" and I started whipping my hand being like "pick up. the fucking. lighter." and he just started whimpering

"I'm just so sad... and turned on...why are you doing this to me?" and I fucking dropped to the floor and started petting his head and shooshin him and comforting him because that was SO PATHETIC

and then he whispered into my ear "i fucking won"

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This was andrews birthday cake this year

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shut up you stupid bitch youn know exactly what i meant when i said 'pass me netflix' now give me that fucking remote and let me watch my digimon.

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this just in: andrew is cory monteith

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[9:55:13 PM] The severed head of Mami Tomoe: im trying to laigh

[9:55:15 PM] The severed head of Mami Tomoe: but its

[9:55:20 PM] The severed head of Mami Tomoe: hhhhh hhhhh hhhhhhghhh

[9:55:25 PM] super scary cum (aub): thats me

[9:55:27 PM] Straight White Cis Male: [9:55 PM] The severed head of Mami Tomoe:

[9:55:28 PM] Straight White Cis Male: [9:55 PM] The severed head of Mami Tomoe:

[9:55:28 PM] Straight White Cis Male: [9:55 PM] The severed head of Mami Tomoe:

[9:55:37 PM] super scary cum (aub): [9:55 PM] Straight White Cis Male:

[9:55:37 PM] super scary cum (aub): [9:55 PM] Straight White Cis Male:

[9:55:38 PM] super scary cum (aub): [9:55 PM] Straight White Cis Male:

[9:55:41 PM] super scary cum (aub): what up

[9:55:43 PM] The severed head of Mami Tomoe: oi feck oof

[9:55:46 PM] Straight White Cis Male: [9:55 PM] super scary cum (aub):

[9:55:46 PM] Straight White Cis Male: [9:55 PM] super scary cum (aub):

[9:55:47 PM] Straight White Cis Male: [9:55 PM] super scary cum (aub):

[9:55:56 PM] The severed head of Mami Tomoe: [9:55 PM] Straight White Cis Male:

[9:55 PM] super scary cum (aub):

[9:55 PM] super scary cum (aub):

[9:55:56 PM] super scary cum (aub): OI YE SPECCY COONT ILL DROP YE

[9:56:01 PM] HOT FOX WITCH LADY: FICKING

[9:56:07 PM] HOT FOX WITCH LADY: I CANT DO IT ANYMORE

[9:56:14 PM] Straight White Cis Male: I'M PISSING.

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my thoughts on the liliad, 4 andrew

WHAT

THE FUCK

[chongotheartist]

Would you fuck Abe Vigoda?

who wouldnt