What If Orb AU + Eve!Lilith!Alastor AU (more context): here , here
Pomni in Hell AU info: here, here
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
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Eve didn’t rush it.
The words came the way water finally escapes a cracked dam. Hesitant at first, snagging on themselves after centuries without an outlet. Sentences broke apart halfway through, doubled back on themselves, dissolved into silence before starting over. But little by little they found a rhythm. A shape. A voice that had almost forgotten what it felt like to speak honestly, out loud, to someone who was actually listening.
Everything she had buried. Everything that had never been allowed anywhere to go. At last, it had somewhere to land.
She spoke of Lucifer first.
Of watching him shoulder humanity’s fall for millennia, carrying a burden that had never truly belonged to him alone. A single mistake had calcified into an identity, gathering weight with every passing century until it eclipsed everything he had once been.
She had watched him fold himself smaller beneath it. Watched the King of Hell disappear behind circus acts and rubber ducks and endless performance, each joke another layer wrapped around the hollow place where his confidence used to live. He smiled so often that most people forgot smiles could be armor, not showing the wounds beneath it.
She never had. She had loved him through every version of that slow unraveling; with complete certainty, without hesitation, without condition.
But that only made it worse.
Love didn’t make it easier to watch someone vanish beneath their own guilt. It made it unbearable, because she couldn’t look away, and she never once considered trying.
When she spoke Charlie’s name, something in her voice softened so suddenly that Pomni almost looked up.
There it was. The wound beneath every other wound.
All those years, while Charlie grew into someone extraordinary; someone impossibly kind, who had taken a broken kingdom and, through stubbornness and relentless faith, tried to build something beautiful inside it. She had become everything a mother could ever hope for.
And Lilith hadn’t been there to see it.
Hadn’t held her through nightmares. Hadn’t celebrated a single birthday. Hadn’t laughed over tiny victories or sat with her through crushing defeats. Hadn’t watched her stumble, learn, become the woman she was now.
Couldn’t and didn’t blurred together somewhere in the telling, their meanings dissolving beneath a simpler, more inescapable truth: Charlie had been alone. Whether circumstance or choice had made it so no longer mattered to the years that had already passed.
Pomni noticed it.
The quiet way Eve stopped trying to separate the two names, slipping between Lilith and Eve without seeming to realize she’d done it. Both were her, yet neither quite was anymore.
But she said nothing. This wasn’t the moment to untangle guilt from responsibility. This was simply the moment to let it exist.
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The exterminations came last, and that was when Eve’s voice emptied out completely. Not because she felt them least, but because she felt them too much. The grief had grown so vast it had crossed some invisible threshold, leaving the realm of ordinary emotion entirely. There were no tears left for it.
No anger. No hysteria.
Only the terrible stillness that settles after standing before a tragedy too immense for the mind to measure.
So many souls. Countless lives extinguished before they’d ever needed to end. People, children, dreams, entire futures. All erased beneath angelic steel without a flicker of thought or mercy. She spoke of them without numbers, because numbers had long since stopped meaning anything.
How does one count a massacre measured in centuries? How does one mourn a population?
“I might have stopped it,” she whispered.
Not I would have. Not I could have.
Only the cruel uncertainty that haunted every sleepless night since.
I might have.
That single possibility had become its own prison, a weight that settled differently than the regret she carried for Lucifer or for Charlie, because those belonged to people she loved. This belonged to everyone else.
She was the Queen of Hell. But she was also the Mother of Humanity, not as metaphor or legend, but in the most literal sense the title had ever held. Every soul that had died beneath Heaven’s blades was, however many generations removed, still one of her children.
And when they needed someone to stand between them and oblivion, she hadn’t.
Whether she’d been unable or simply absent scarcely mattered anymore. The dead didn’t care about the distinction. Neither, in the end, did she.
She had spent every waking moment since trapped inside that single realization, carrying a grief so immense there was nothing left to do with it except endure.
Silence settled between them again. Then, after a slow, trembling breath that seemed to scrape against every old wound on its way out, Eve finally told Pomni about the fight.
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She remembered it as though it had happened yesterday, Eve said quietly.
Perhaps because it was one of the last memories Sera hadn’t managed to steal from her. Or perhaps because it was the catalyst for everything that came after.
Whatever the reason, it had survived where so little else had. Everything after had become fragments; faces without names, emotions without context, entire centuries carved away until only hollow spaces remained where they used to be.
But this one had stayed whole.
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“They’re sinners!”
Lucifer’s voice tore through the chamber as he paced across the polished stone, each step sharp enough to echo. Fury and guilt wrestled openly in every word.
“They’re here because they deserve it—“
“I’m a sinner!” Lilith cut in.
The interruption was quiet, which was exactly why it struck like a blade. Lucifer stopped mid-stride. The silence that followed was deafening.
Eve took one slow step toward him, her posture unnervingly still, as if any sudden movement might shatter what little composure she had left.
“Or have you forgotten?” Her eyes never left his. “Does your wife not count?”
Another step. “Do I not matter?”
His expression crumpled. “That’s not—you’re different—“
She closed the remaining distance between them.
“How?”
Tears were already gathering in her eyes, but they only made the fire behind them burn hotter.
“Because you love me? Because I’m convenient?” Another step. “What exactly makes me different from the souls rotting in the streets below us, Lucifer?”
She stood directly in front of him now.
“So tell me.” Her voice had gone eerily calm. “Give me one specific reason.”
Lucifer opened his mouth. Nothing came out.
She didn’t let him retreat.
“You’re signing their death warrants.” The steadiness in her voice finally cracked. “You are standing here letting Heaven slaughter them like their lives mean nothing.”
Her breath hitched.
“For what? To appease the same beings who cast us out?” Her voice rose. “The same Heaven that chained me before I even understood what slavery was? The same people who decided I wasn’t allowed to belong to myself?”
She laughed once.
It wasn’t amusement. It was heartbreak.
“How can you defend them?”
Lucifer’s composure splintered all at once.
“You act like giving humanity the apple was some noble gift!” His voice turned ragged, his wings flaring involuntarily. “Look at what they’ve done with it! Look at the wars, the cruelty, the endless ways they’ve found to hurt each other! I gave them freedom, and they used it to destroy everything they touched!”
“Free will isn’t the problem!” The words tore out of Eve before she even realized she was shouting. “It never was!”
Her whole body trembled.
“Humanity deserves the right to choose. Every choice.” Her voice cracked. “The beautiful ones. The terrible ones. And every impossible, messy thing in between.” She held his gaze. “That’s what makes it real. That’s what made it worth everything.”
“Worth it?” Lucifer’s voice fractured around the word. “I gave them choice and they tore themselves apart! My family cast me out because of it!” His laugh came out broken. “Everything I believed in—everything I sacrificed—”
“Oh.” Something in Eve finally gave way. “Of course.”
She smiled, and it was the saddest thing Lucifer had ever seen.
“Of course this becomes about you. Your suffering. Your exile. Your regrets.”
She looked at him as though from an impossible distance.
“What about me, Lucifer?” Her voice had gone frighteningly soft. She hugged herself without seeming to notice she’d done it. “What about the girl who never had a choice? I wasn’t born free.”
Her nails dug into her sleeves.
“I was made to obey. Made to serve. Made to smile.” Her voice fell to barely a whisper. “And made to be grateful for a life I never asked for.”
“That’s not what I meant—” Lucifer stammered.
“Then what did you mean?” Her voice dropped even lower. No anger remained in it now, only hurt. That somehow frightened him more than the shouting ever had.
“Because what I’m hearing,” she swallowed hard, “is regret. It sounds like you think the price was too high. It sounds like you believe freedom wasn’t worth what came after.”
“It sounds,” her voice finally broke, “like you think they don’t deserve the right to choose, because sometimes they choose wrong.”
Lucifer closed his eyes. Every instinct told him to stop talking.
Instead: “Maybe they don’t.”
The words escaped before he could catch them, and the instant they existed he wished he could tear them back out of the air. His face went white.
“No—“ his voice faltered. “I—maybe—”
He couldn’t stop.
“Maybe giving Eve the apple—” His breath caught. “—was the mistake.”
The room fell utterly silent, even the air seemed to stop moving.
Eve silently stared at him.
When she finally spoke, her voice had gone impossibly small, as though she were handling something already shattered.
“Is that,” she blinked once, “what you truly believe? That saving me,” a trembling breath, “was a mistake? That I should have stayed?”
Her lips quivered.
“That Adam’s—” she couldn’t even finish his name, “—that being unable to think, unable to refuse, unable to be—“ a sob escaped her, “—a person—“
She looked at him, tears streaming freely now.
“So that’s the thing you regret? Standing up for me,” her shoulders shook, “when I couldn’t stand up for myself?”
“No.” Lucifer lurched toward her, panic obliterating every trace of anger. “Lily, wait—“
His hands reached for hers. He couldn’t understand why she was so undone by this, as if he’d been talking about her all along instead of Eve.
She flinched and he froze.
“That isn’t what I meant.” His voice shook violently. “I wasn’t talking about you. I was talking about everything after—about Eve, the consequences, the suffering.”
The words came faster now, tripping over each other.
“I would save you again. A thousand times.” His eyes glistened. “I always will.”
But she wasn’t listening anymore. She had already turned toward the door, arms wrapped around herself as though that alone might keep her from breaking apart.
“Lily—” He hated how small his own voice sounded.
She rested a hand on the doorknob.
“I need,” she swallowed, “to be alone.”
“Lily, please.” He took another step. “Let’s talk about this. I don’t understand—I wasn’t talking about you, I was talking about Eve.”
He didn’t know it yet, but in not knowing which of her he’d really been speaking to, he had already sealed her fate.
Her shoulders trembled.
“I—“ Her voice cracked, then shattered. “I need to be alone!”
The cry splintered against the walls before dissolving into raw, broken sobs. She pulled the door open. For one impossible second, Lucifer thought she might turn back.
She didn’t.
The door slammed. It was the last thing he ever heard from his wife.
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Eve lowered her gaze to her hands, resting quietly in her lap. They looked strange to her, older than she remembered, as though they belonged to someone who had lived far longer than any person ever should.
“That,” her thumb traced absent circles across her knuckles, “was the last time I spoke to him.”
The words were barely louder than the breeze drifting through the colorless branches above them.
“Adam found me after that.” She stopped and a small breath escaped her. It was the weary exhale of someone who had told herself this story too many times to count. “And then—”
Another breath.
“Well.” Her eyes stayed fixed on her hands. “You know the rest.”
Pomni did. She hadn’t interrupted once.
Hadn’t offered comforting platitudes or tried to reshape the memories into something easier to carry. Hadn’t gone looking for hidden lessons or silver linings or ways to dull the edges.
She had simply sat beneath the ancient apple tree with Eve’s hand in hers, and listened. Every word, every silence, every place where Eve had needed to stop because the memory had grown too heavy to move through all at once.
Some grief doesn’t need explaining. Some wounds don’t want solutions. Sometimes the greatest kindness is just refusing to look away.
After a long while, Pomni finally spoke.
“I’m sorry.”
The words felt painfully small beneath everything that had just been shared, and she knew it.
“I know that doesn’t fix anything.” Her eyes drifted upward, following the pale branches until they disappeared into the endless gray sky. “But you’ve been carrying all of this alone.”
Her voice softened.
“For so, so long.”
She looked back at Eve.
“And none of it was your fault.” Not a trace of hesitation in her voice. “You did everything you could with the choices you had—“ a sad smile tugged at one corner of her mouth, “—inside circumstances that were impossible before they even began.”
The garden stretched around them in faded shades of gray. Flowers that no longer remembered their colors and grass that had forgotten how to grow. This is a world preserved only because one lonely soul had refused to let it go.
Pomni glanced across the silent landscape.
“I think,” she breathed in slowly, “that’s all any of us can really do. Keep making the best choices we can—“ her eyes lingered on the crumbling remains of Eden, “—even inside a literal hellhole.”
For the first time in what felt like forever, Eve smiled. It was almost too small to notice, just the faintest movement at the corner of her mouth. A smile so fragile it looked as though it might vanish if either of them acknowledged it out loud.
Pomni noticed anyway and smiled back.
The silence that settled between them afterward wasn’t the suffocating kind that had filled the garden before. Whatever pressure had hung in the air was, if only by the smallest measure, a little lighter now.
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Then Eve spoke again.
“I hated him.” She didn’t need to say his name, but she still did. “Lucifer.”
There was no venom left in the word, only the truth.
“For a very long time.” She looked toward the empty horizon. “I hated Sera. The others who let it happen.”
A pause.
“Adam.” That one came almost absentmindedly. “Heaven.”
The word lingered on her tongue as she exhaled.
“I hated them so much for what they did, and for how thoughtless they could be.”
A faint, tired smile crossed her face.
“I hated,” she shook her head, “a lot of people.”
Then she turned and looked straight at Pomni.
“And I hated you too.” Her voice stayed remarkably calm. “For a while. Because of what you being here means.”
Pomni didn’t react, not because the words didn’t sting. But because she understood exactly where they’d come from.
Someone reaching this place, this forgotten corner buried at the very bottom of Alastor’s mind. The deepest room. The most carefully hidden memory. The place where a single soul had waited beneath a dying apple tree for longer than time itself seemed able to measure.
It could only mean one thing: the story was nearing its end.
Whatever came next; whatever peace, whatever goodbyes, whatever release Eve had unknowingly been waiting for, had finally begun.
How could she not resent the person who arrived carrying that certainty?
Pomni didn’t feel hurt, she wasn’t supposed to. Hatred born from grief wasn’t really hatred at all. It was just another way of saying please don’t leave me too.
“I know,” Pomni said softly.
Somehow, those two words were enough.
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Eve lifted her gaze to the stars with Pomni following her. The garden held them both inside its quiet, crumbling stillness.
Above them the old apple tree breathed slowly, silver branches swaying in a wind neither of them could feel. Beyond its canopy, stars drifted across a sky that belonged to no world at all, moving by whatever impossible laws governed a place hidden outside of time, memory, and death itself.
For a long while, neither of them spoke.
Then, without looking away, Eve asked, “I can’t say anything to them now, can I?”
It wasn’t really a question. Just a truth spoken aloud to hear how it sounded.
Pomni stayed silent. There wasn’t an answer gentle enough to offer.
“I can’t say goodbye.” Eve’s voice stayed remarkably even; only a slight tightening around the words betrayed how much it was costing her.
“I can’t apologize.” A shaky exhale. “I can’t watch my little girl grow up.”
Her breath faltered.
“I can’t even tell Lucifer that I forgive him.” A choked sob. “Even if I wanted to.”
Her eyes shimmered. “Even if I was finally ready.”
Pomni let the words settle before she answered.
“I don’t think you have to forgive him.” Her voice was quiet. “He went too far.”
She looked at Eve.
“You’re allowed not to. Regardless of everything else.”
Eve considered that, then slowly shook her head.
“It doesn’t matter anymore.”
There was no bitterness left in it, only acceptance. Strangely, that hurt far more.
“I’ll disappear.” Her gaze drifted back to the stars. “And only he remains.” The words carried no resentment. “That’s simply what it is.”
Pomni looked at her for a long moment. “He’s still part of you.”
A tiny sound escaped Eve.
“We both know that’s not the same.” She smiled, sadly. “He’s his own person. He has been for a very long time.”
Her fingers brushed the grass beside her.
“I’m,” she searched for the right word, “an echo. Of someone who used to exist.” She looked up into the silver leaves. “You can’t call an echo the same thing as the voice.”
“No,” Pomni agreed. “You can’t.”
A heartbeat passed.
“But,” Pomni said gently, “you both still love them.”
Eve’s eyes widened
“Charlie, Lucifer, whatever parts of Alastor he’s willing to admit exist.” She chuckled quietly to herself. “And all the ones he absolutely refuses to acknowledge.”
She laughed, softer now.
“I’ve seen them, and I can say with one hundred percent certainty that he loves them. In that very specific way where he’d burn the universe to ashes before he’d let anyone hurt them—“ another small laugh, “—while somehow convincing himself nobody notices.”
She looked at Eve.
“And the funny part is, everybody notices. He really is terrible at hiding it.”
Eve let out a small laugh, then another, and before either of them quite realized it she was laughing outright. It wasn’t loud or forced. It escaped her; small, warm, and wonderfully genuine, almost surprised to exist after so many years.
The sound drifted beneath the branches of the dying apple tree, and for the briefest of moments the gray garden no longer felt like a place waiting for its final breath. It felt alive.
Pomni laughed too, not because the moment was funny, but because joy had somehow found them anyway. Because grief and love had always known how to exist side by side.
The laughter faded naturally, neither hurried to fill the quiet that followed. Above them, the stars continued their slow, unhurried drift.
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Then slowly, Eve reached for Pomni’s hand. Her fingers slipped between Pomni’s and held tight.
“Please.” Her voice was steady now. “Take care of them.”
She squeezed her hand.
“Tell them,” a trembling breath, “tell them I love them.”
Her eyes closed.
“And that I will never, ever,” she smiled through fresh tears, “ever regret choosing them. No matter what.”
Pomni opened her mouth, but nothing came out. Her throat had closed too tightly around every word she wanted to say.
So instead, she leaned forward and wrapped her arms around Eve.
Eve returned the embrace instantly, clinging to Pomni with astonishing strength. It was the embrace of someone doing two impossible things at once. Holding on and letting go, both at once, both completely.
The tears came without restraint now.
No dignity, no careful composure, no effort left to remain Queen. No effort left to remain strong.
Only a mother. Only a wife. Only a woman who had carried far too much for far too long. Only a small, frightened girl who had first come from the garden and never quite stopped being her.
Her sobs shook against Pomni’s shoulder.
Above them, the garden began to disappear.
The stars winked out one by one, like candles gently pinched between unseen fingers. The apple tree dissolved into ribbons of pale gold light, its blossoms scattering into glowing dust before they ever touched the ground. The grass unraveled into countless shimmering threads, drifting upward instead of falling, as though the whole garden had finally remembered it had never truly belonged to any world at all.
Everything was going home.
“I don’t want to go,” Eve whispered into Pomni’s shoulder. Then again, quieter, smaller: “I don’t want to go.”
Quieter still.
“I don’t—“
The world around them turned white.
“—want—“
The last stars vanished.
“—to—“
Her voice had become little more than a breath.
“—go—“
Then something seized Pomni from behind.
Strong, sudden, and unyielding.
Hands she couldn’t see grabbed her and pulled with overwhelming force.
The embrace shattered, and just in the nick of time, as the garden exploded into blinding light.
I think this crossover idea is really neat. As a fan of both shows but a big time hater of stupid internet people, I love the idea of having a place for both fandoms to intersect without so much toxicity.
Wishing you luck on your venture!
Thank you so much! Honestly it’s been quite amazing how much support we’ve gotten so far. I can’t say how amazing it’s been. A new short comic will be coming soon, hope you all stick around! :D
Люцифер сидит в своем безупречно обставленном кабинете — на столе ровно три предмета, потому что четвертый был бы лишним, а беспорядок — это верный путь к погибели. Часы показывают 16:00. Пора начинать. Где же студент? Точно: нигде. Где он должен быть? Тоже точно: в кресле напротив, с блокнотом в руке, с соответствующим раскаявшимся выражением лица. Но у вселенной, как всегда, есть свои планы на Люцифера, и эти планы носят имя Адама Кадмона.
16:17. Звонок в дверь.
On the threshold stands the miracle itself, feathers and all. His hair defies gravity as though styled not by Adam himself that morning, but by a small rockabilly hurricane. A guitar slung across his back (and why, pray, have you brought that to algebra, my golden boy?), his shirt unbuttoned one notch past the frontier of common decency, and that smile—the one rehearsed before the mirror, the smile that says, “Oh, I’m so adorable, you’re not really going to scold me, are you?”
“Terribly sorry, traffic,” he announces, in a tone containing exactly zero contrition and a full one hundred percent of “I already know I’ll get away with it.”
Lucifer scans him for three seconds. His internal analyst has already run the numbers and delivered the verdict in bold caps: classic trust-fund specimen. Mummy’s money, Daddy’s genes, his own zero effort. Such specimens have passed through this office—pardon the pun—like ships through a harbour brothel: by the dozen. All identical: expensive threads, cheap excuses, a vocabulary hovering somewhere around “like, uh, y’know.”
“Do come in,” Lucifer intones, in the sort of voice one usually reserves for “My deepest condolences.” “Next time—quarter to four. Not four o’clock. Quarter to four. Tardiness eats into your own time; your parents’ money trickles in regardless.”
Yeah, you, the person scrolling Tumblr- Do you want to support an AU that's not run by anyone shady, and is INSTEAD run by 5 teenagers who don't know what the hell they're doing?
And do you also happen to like the shows "Hazbin Hotel" and "The Amazing Digital Circus", but you don't like how the fandoms are more toxic than when a group of white blonde women who just so happen to ALL be named Karen meet up?
WELL MY FRIEND, YOU ARE IN LUCK!
Introducingggg, the Hazbin Circus AU!
A collaborative fan project that aims to tell a story of angst, love, betrayal, and of course.. equal character representation! Every character will have their own story and no matter who your favorite character is, they will eventually get their own moment.
Each character is voice acted personally by one of the people who work on this project!
There will be comics, animatics, song covers with original lyrics, fanfics, and of course, LOTS OF FANART!
It is of course, as the name suggests, a Hazbin Hotel and TADC crossover. If there is any art of other content that has anything potentially triggering, a warning will be out before the post. However, expect there to be:
- Swearing
- Fighting
- Substances
- Blood
Thank you so much for reading this all, and I hope you stick along with us for the ride!
When Alastor awoke, the world was awash in crimson.
The sky burned an impossible red, split by a colossal pentagram that blazed overhead like an eternal brand. Somewhere in the distance, screams echoed across the landscape, crackling through the air like a broken radio broadcast, bursts of static tangled with half-heard voices and fading laughter.
His head throbbed. His lungs filled with the sharp bite of brimstone, chased by an oddly sweet scent that reminded him of caramelized sugar left too long over a fire.
And then the realization settled over him.
He was in Hell.
Alastor pushed himself upright, instinctively taking stock of his condition. The gunshot wounds were gone. The ache in his chest from smoke-filled lungs had vanished.
In fact, he felt better.
Lighter, somehow, yet strangely more complete. As though he’d finally grown into a suit he’d spent his entire life wearing a size too large. Power hummed lazily beneath his skin, effortless and natural, like it had always been waiting for him to notice it.
He flexed his hands. His fingers ended in wicked black claws.
Curious, he wandered over to a nearby pool of something that was almost certainly not water. The liquid rippled with an oily sheen, reflecting his new appearance: a pair of soft, fluffy deer ears twitching atop his head, a pair of tiny antlers curving proudly from his hair.
His grin widened.
“Well,” he mused to his reflection. “Isn’t this delightful.”
Even his voice had changed. It remained every bit as smooth and warm as before, but beneath every syllable now lurked the unmistakable hiss of radio static, as though an invisible broadcast accompanied each word.
“Glad you think so.”
The voice drifted from behind him and it was unsettling, one he half-recognized from somewhere he couldn’t place.
Alastor turned and standing amid the infernal glow were two towering figures.
Lucifer. And beside him, Lilith Morningstar.
The King and Queen of Hell looked utterly untouched by the chaos surrounding them. If anything, they seemed less like rulers who resided within Hell and more like Hell had been built around them.
Lucifer wore his perpetual smile, razor-thin and impossibly sharp. His golden eyes sparkled with open curiosity, though beneath that playful veneer lurked something far more dangerous, restrained only by deliberate choice.
Lilith was his perfect counterpoint, tall and regal. Her violet eyes glowed with quiet authority, carrying the kind of presence that instinctively compelled others to lower their gaze. She radiated confidence with effortless grace. The sort of overwhelming majesty that made one feel that simply standing in her presence required permission.
Her expression remained cool and composed. But there was tension beneath that serenity, the kind maintained only through tremendous discipline.
Behind the royal couple stood six more figures, each possessing an aura so immense that Alastor’s freshly awakened demonic instincts screamed at him to kneel before his mind had even processed who they were.
They watched him in silence. Amusement, curiosity, calculation; like scholars gathered around a particularly fascinating specimen laid out upon a table.
The other Deadly Sins, every last one of them.
Every pair of eyes in the room was fixed squarely on Hell’s newest arrival.
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“So,” Lucifer began, his voice dripping with a theatrical cheer that did little to disguise the razor edge lurking beneath it, “you’re the mortal who thought it was a splendid idea to summon my baby.”
Alastor straightened instinctively, dredging up his trademark smile from somewhere beneath the rising tide of panic crawling up his brand-new spine.
“Ah. Summon is perhaps a touch dramatic, Your Majesty.” He gave an apologetic flourish of one clawed hand. “She simply appeared. Entirely without my consent, I assure you. A most unexpected delivery. I certainly never placed an order.”
For a heartbeat, no one spoke.
Then Lilith stepped forward.
Only then did Alastor notice the tiny bundle nestled against her chest, wrapped in shimmering infernal silk that glimmered like woven starlight. A faint golden glow seeped through the folds.
Baby Charlie slept peacefully, one small hand curled around her mother’s collar, her rosy cheeks pressed against Lilith’s shoulder. Completely oblivious to the diplomatic catastrophe she’d managed to ignite across two separate planes of existence.
“You took her from her crib.”
Lilith’s voice was soft, terrifyingly soft. Every word landed with meticulous precision, not like a sword swung in anger, but like a scalpel carving carefully through flesh.
“Do you have any idea what you’ve done?” Her glowing eyes never left him. “We searched the mortal realm for three years.”
Three years.
“Every continent. Every nation. Every cult. Every magical society foolish enough to tamper with powers they didn’t understand.”
Her composure remained immaculate. Only the subtle tightening of her grip around Charlie betrayed the emotion beneath it.
“For three years, we didn’t know if our daughter was suffering.” She paused. “We didn’t know if she was frightened.”
Then, softer still: “We didn’t even know if she was still alive.”
The silence that followed was suffocating. Even the distant screams of Hell seemed to fade into the background.
Alastor raised both hands immediately. Because nothing, nothing, was more terrifying than a mother’s scorn.
“I didn’t take her!” he blurted. “She appeared right in front of me, in the middle of a summoning circle some abandoned cult had left behind. The blasted thing activated when I accidentally bled on it!”
His voice came faster now, words tumbling over one another.
“I found her crying and alone. There wasn’t anyone else there. I couldn’t simply leave an infant sitting in the middle of a cursed ritual.” He hesitated, and his polished smile faltered for the first time. “I—I kept her safe.”
The confession came out quieter than he intended.
“I fed her. Bathed her. Made certain she was warm.” His eyes drifted briefly toward the sleeping Charlie. “I thought whoever had lost her would come eventually.”
He swallowed.
“But no one ever did.”
The strange protectiveness that had taken root inside him from that very first night had never really made sense, not even to himself. She had simply become his responsibility.
Lucifer studied him in silence. Slowly, the King’s grin faded. Not entirely, but enough for genuine curiosity to peek through the fury simmering underneath.
“You kept her alive.” It wasn’t a question. “You fed her. Changed her diapers.”
He blinked, then gestured vaguely at Alastor.
“A mortal serial killer, playing nursemaid to my daughter.” He shook his head slowly. “I honestly can’t decide whether that’s the bravest thing I’ve ever heard, or the stupidest.”
“Quite possibly both, sir,” Alastor offered, with all the dignity of a man who’d long since accepted his life choices had stopped making sense.
A metallic clink broke the silence. Mammon leaned forward in his seat, gold chains jingling as his jeweled rings caught Hell’s crimson light.
“Alright, but here’s the important question.” His eyes narrowed suspiciously. “Did ya try ta profit off the kid?” He thought for a moment. “Sell ‘er?”
“No.” Alastor shook his head.
“Charge admission?”
“No.”
“Use ‘er in some kinda ritual?”
“Certainly not!” This time Alastor looked genuinely offended. “I’m a murderer, not a monster.”
“Well.” Mammon cleared his throat delicately. “Y’know what I mean.”
For a moment, no one moved.
Then a rich laugh rolled through the chamber, low and dangerously amused. Asmodeus reclined where he stood, one hand covering his grin as laughter spilled from him like velvet dragged over sharpened steel.
“Oh,” he purred, wiping away a tear of mirth. “I like this one already.”
--------
The interrogation dragged on for what felt like days. Perhaps it truly was days; perhaps only a few hours had passed.
Time, Alastor quickly discovered, was a remarkably unreliable thing in Hell.
One by one, each of the Seven Deadly Sins took their turn, approaching the matter from the angle most befitting their nature.
Mammon leaned forward first, eyes glittering brighter than the mountain of gold draped across his body. “So. What’s the angle? What were ya gonna get outta this? Nobody keeps royalty alive for free.”
Beelzebub’s concern proved far less sinister.
“What exactly did you feed her?” she asked, sounding genuinely horrified. “She’s a demon baby! Mortal food might not agree with her. Did she like it? Any allergies? Was she getting enough protein?”
Alastor spent the better part of an hour explaining formula, mashed vegetables, and the unfortunate discovery that Charlie had developed a frightening enthusiasm for sweet potatoes. Bee took notes.
Leviathan spoke next. Unlike the others, the Sin of Envy never raised her voice; her questions came slow and patient.
“You knew she was extraordinary.”
“Yes.”
“You knew she possessed power beyond your comprehension.”
“I suspected as much.”
“And you never wished that power belonged to you?”
The question lingered. Alastor considered it honestly before shaking his head. “No.”
“Interesting.” Levi jotted it down on her notepad. Somehow that single word sounded more unsettling than any outright accusation could have.
Satan’s interrogation was much shorter. The towering Sin folded his arms, small flames huffing from his snout as his burning gaze fixed on Alastor.
“Did you ever strike her?”
“No.”
“Did you ever lose your temper?”
“I became frustrated.”
“And then?”
“I walked away until I calmed down.”
Satan was quiet for a moment. “Did you ever want to hurt her?”
Alastor looked almost offended. “She was a baby.”
Satan held his stare for several long seconds, then gave a single approving nod. “Good answer.”
Belphegor barely looked awake, chin propped in one hand, blinking languidly between questions.
“Did she ever get sick?”
“A fever, once.”
“What medicine?”
“Children’s medicine, whatever I could afford from a nearby clinic, along with my late mother’s herbal recipes.”
“What dosage?”
“Appropriate for a child of that era.”
“Any sedatives?”
“No.”
“Alcohol?”
“She was two,” Alastor deadpanned.
“Mmm.” Belphegor yawned. “Just checking.”
Then came Asmodeus, and the atmosphere in the room shifted immediately. His usual playful smile vanished entirely. When he spoke, every trace of flirtation had drained from his voice, leaving only cold, measured seriousness.
“Did you ever intend—“ he paused deliberately, “—to groom her?”
Alastor blinked. “...What?”
“When she got older.” Asmodeus’s gaze didn’t waver. “Did you ever imagine taking advantage of her?”
The words had barely left his mouth before Alastor recoiled as though struck. His smile vanished. His ears flattened against his head, and the static around his voice crackled violently.
“Absolutely not.”
There wasn’t a hint of humor left in him now. His expression twisted into pure disgust.
“I may have been a murderer. A manipulator. A liar, on occasion.” Every word came clipped. “But that? I would sooner throw myself into holy fire.”
His eyes swept across the gathered rulers.
“The fact that any of you believed me capable of something so utterly depraved is, quite frankly, deeply offensive.”
For the first time since the interrogation began, no one questioned his sincerity.
Asmodeus studied him for a long moment. Then, slowly, he smiled again. Not his usual teasing grin, but a smaller, satisfied one.
“Good.” He leaned back. “I was hoping you’d answer exactly like that.”
Alastor exhaled slowly through gritted teeth. “I’m still insulted.”
A few chuckles rippled through the room that even Lucifer’s grin tugged upward.
--------
With every question, Alastor answered honestly. There was no point lying. Not here, not to beings who could likely smell deception as easily as fear.
He described the abandoned clearing in the middle of the swamp. The forgotten summoning circle. The accidental drop of blood that had completed the ritual.
He spoke of sleepless nights pacing the floor with a crying infant against his shoulder. Of bottles prepared in the dead of night. Of lullabies sung in the quiet hours before dawn. Of tiny hands clutching his finger, and the days he’d performed just to make her smile.
And finally, he told them about the mob. About the gunfire, the smoke filling his lungs, the prayer whispered into the darkness, and the bargain he’d offered without hesitation.
His soul, in exchange for hers.
And how he’d meant every single word.
Silence settled over the chamber once more.
At length, Lucifer let out a long, weary sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose, or at least the general vicinity where one might have been.
“You didn’t intend to hurt her.” Not a question anymore. “You cared for her.”
He turned to Alastor. “You protected her. You died for her.”
Alastor met the King’s gaze without flinching.
“She was innocent.” He let out a breath. “Whatever I was — whatever I did during my life—” his smile returned, smaller now, “—she deserved none of it.”
Something shifted in Lilith’s expression. Only slightly, but unmistakably.
For the first time since he’d arrived in Hell, she wasn’t looking at him as the man who had stolen her daughter, nor the sinner standing before her clad in antlers and crimson.
She saw the mortal beneath.
The lonely man who had rocked Charlie to sleep against his shoulder. Who had hummed old Louisiana lullabies while pacing creaking wooden floors. Who had celebrated every tiny laugh with quiet pride. Who had, without bargaining or hesitation, offered up his own life for hers.
“You never used her.” Lilith’s voice had softened; she held Charlie just a little closer. “You kept her happy. You kept her safe.”
Her glowing eyes met his.
“And for three years, you expected nothing in return.”
A small, warm smile crept onto her face.
“You could have abandoned her. Handed her to someone else. Saved yourself.” She glanced at Charlie before looking back to him. “But you chose her. Every single time.”
Alastor looked away for a moment. “Well.” He scratched awkwardly behind one antler. “Not... entirely.”
Eight pairs of eyes narrowed.
“I’ll confess,” he coughed delicately, “at first, she was insurance.”
Silence.
“Insurance,” Lilith repeated, one eyebrow arched.
He nodded once.
“You see, I reasoned that should a pair of understandably furious demonic parents ever locate their missing daughter—“ he smiled sheepishly, “—it would be tremendously advantageous to possess the only bargaining chip in existence.”
Lucifer and Lilith stared.
“So,” Alastor continued, “whether for negotiating my continued survival, or arranging some mutually beneficial agreement,” he spread his hands innocently, “I simply believed in preparing for every possible contingency.”
A beat passed and then Lilith laughed.
It came out bright and genuine, startled enough that Charlie gave a tiny sleepy squeak against her shoulder before settling again.
“You actually planned to bargain with us.” She shook her head, still smiling. “You intended to hold the Princess of Hell hostage as leverage against the King and Queen.”
“I preferred to think of it as negotiating from a position of strength. And, to be fair, I had no idea the little lady was a princess at the time,” Alastor replied, grinning.
Lilith laughed even harder. “I’ll give you this,” she managed between chuckles, “that took guts.”
Her grin widened. “An astonishing amount of guts.”
“What can I say?” Alastor chuckled back. “I’ve always believed proper planning is the cornerstone of success.”
Lucifer’s eyes flicked from his laughing wife to the grinning serial killer standing before them, and back again. Slowly, he raised a fist to his mouth and cleared his throat, loudly and pointedly.
It fooled absolutely no one.
Several of the Sins snickered. Bee giggled outright; Mammon slapped his knee. Even Satan’s stern expression cracked into the faintest hint of a smirk.
Lucifer, meanwhile, silently wondered how in all of creation the man who had accidentally kidnapped his daughter had somehow managed to make his wife laugh before he had.
--------
“Here’s the arrangement,” Lucifer said, and the teasing amusement vanished from his voice.
In its place settled something older, the unmistakable authority of the King of Hell. Every word carried the weight of an infernal decree, spoken countless times over countless millennia.
“You owe me a soul.” He pointed a gloved finger at Alastor. “Yours, specifically. You offered it freely in exchange for Charlie’s life.” He shrugged lightly. “I accepted.”
The King’s smile returned, though now it looked far more like the edge of a contract than genuine humor.
“As such, your soul is forfeit.” He clasped his hands behind his back and began pacing leisurely across the chamber. “You will serve the Morningstar family until that debt is considered paid in full.”
He stopped.
“And seeing as we’re discussing eternity, I do hope you packed for the long haul.”
Alastor sank into a graceful bow, his ever-present smile firmly intact despite the weight settling in his chest.
“Indentured servitude in the underworld.” He let out a soft chuckle. “How delightfully on-brand for my afterlife.”
A few of the Sins snorted and Lucifer rolled his eyes.
“Oh, don’t be so melodramatic.” He waved a dismissive hand. “If I wanted to punish you, you’d know. There’d be considerably more screaming.”
He shrugged again.
“You won’t be tortured. You won’t be tossed into the Pit. You won’t spend eternity dodging every hungry Overlord looking to add another soul to their collection.”
He stopped directly in front of Alastor.
“You’ll serve the royal family. Guardian. Caretaker. Personal assistant. Nanny. Professional headache. Whatever role we require on any given day.” Lucifer smiled brightly. “You’ll perform it.”
“In return,” the King’s expression softened, just enough to become sincere, “you will have the protection of the Crown.”
A ripple passed through the gathered Sins. Even among Hell’s rulers, those words carried tremendous weight.
“No demon,” Lucifer continued quietly, “will dare lay a claw on someone under my direct protection. They’d have to answer to me.”
The implication needed no elaboration. Alastor understood at once.
Protection. Status. Purpose. Security that even the strongest Overlords would hesitate to challenge.
For a newly-born sinner, it was an astonishing offer.
He bowed once more. “Your Majesty is exceedingly generous.” And, surprisingly, he meant every word.
Lucifer gave a satisfied nod.
“I know.” Then he raised a finger. “Oh. One last detail.”
He snapped his fingers.
The sound cracked through the throne room like thunder. Golden light erupted beneath Alastor’s feet; ancient symbols spiraled upward, weaving around his body in intricate circles of infernal script.
Before he could react, a chain of molten gold burst into existence and wrapped gently around his neck, not painfully or tightly. Just enough for him to feel its impossible weight. The links shimmered with celestial brilliance, each one engraved with symbols that shifted faster than mortal eyes could read.
From the collar extended three luminous chains. The first connected to Lucifer. The second flowed toward Lilith. The third curled around Charlie’s tiny wrist like a bracelet of liquid sunlight before fading harmlessly beneath her sleeve.
Charlie stirred faintly in her sleep, yawned, and promptly continued napping. Blissfully unconcerned that she’d just become a co-owner of a sinner’s soul.
Alastor blinked. “That’s new.”
Lucifer folded his arms. “You belong to all three of us now.”
His tone left no room for debate.
“The King. The Queen. And the Princess. If any one of us gives you a direct order,” he smiled knowingly, “you obey. No exceptions. No refusals. No selective interpretation.”
He folded his arms tighter.
“And before you ask—“
“I wasn’t going to—“ Alastor cut in.
“No clever loopholes,” Lucifer finished.
Alastor closed his mouth.
“I’ve met your type before. I know that look.” Lucifer’s grin widened victoriously. “The wheels are already turning.”
“They are not.”
“They absolutely are.”
“They’re merely idling.”
“I’ll allow them to idle.” Lucifer laughed. “But don’t expect to out-lawyer an infernal contract written by the Devil himself.”
The chain flared. For a single moment the entire throne room flooded with golden light, then it vanished completely. And yet, Alastor could still feel it.
Not around his neck or against his skin. But around his soul. A constant, gentle pressure. A reminder not of imprisonment, but of a promise.
One freely made and willingly accepted.
Alastor reached up instinctively, fingers brushing empty air where the collar had been. Then he lowered his hand, straightened his coat, adjusted his smile, and bowed.
“Understood, Your Majesties.” His eyes drifted, just briefly, toward the sleeping infant in Lilith’s arms. “Princess.”
Charlie answered with nothing more than a tiny, contented sigh in her sleep.
For reasons he couldn’t quite explain, that somehow made the contract feel a little less like a sentence.
--------
From that day forward, Alastor became a permanent fixture within the Morningstar household, much like a particularly stubborn stain on an expensive rug, entirely impossible to remove.
His duties varied wildly from day to day, to the point that he eventually became convinced Lucifer invented at least half of them just to see how long it would take before he complained.
He never did.
One morning found him meticulously cataloging an alarmingly vast rubber duck collection by size, color, historical significance, and personality.
“No, no, no,” Lucifer sighed dramatically, holding up a tiny pirate duck. “Captain Quackers belongs with the adventurous ducks, not the rebellious ones.”
“Your Majesty.” Alastor cut in. “There are...categories for these ducks.”
“There are forty-three categories,” Lucifer corrected.
Alastor stared. “I see.”
“You say that,” Lucifer huffed, “but I can tell you don’t.”
--------
The following afternoon he was elbow-deep in the palace kitchens, helping prepare an extravagant seven-course feast nobody had requested. For the royal family and all the Deadly Sins.
Everyone attended. Everyone left stuffed. Beelzebub included, who declared it enthusiastically one of the better accidental banquets she’d ever experienced.
There were even squabbles among the Sins over who’d get Alastor to cook for their own royal banquets, much to Lucifer’s dismay. He’d been hoping they’d mock Alastor’s cooking rather than fight over it.
He shut them down quickly, reminding them Alastor worked for his family, which earned a round of giggles from the whole table.
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Some evenings were spent alongside Lilith, designing elaborate stages for her Pride Ring concerts. Bouncing ideas back and forth until entire theaters transformed into impossible spectacles of crimson velvet, infernal fire, and dazzling illusion magic.
More than once, she coaxed him into joining the performance, much to the audience’s absolute delight. Her powerful vocals intertwined effortlessly with his smooth, radio-laced baritone, the two voices weaving together beneath roaring applause from thousands of sinners packed shoulder to shoulder across Pentagram City.
Their performances became legendary, and rumors spread quickly that whenever the Queen sang beside her mysterious antlered attendant, the music itself seemed almost enchanted.
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Other nights were quieter. Alastor would sit alone at the palace’s grand piano, fingers drifting across polished ivory keys while soft melodies floated through the empty halls.
Lucifer would inevitably wander in. Lilith would follow shortly after. Without a word between them, the King would offer his Queen a hand.
She always accepted.
Then, beneath glittering chandeliers and the warm glow of infernal candlelight, the rulers of Hell would dance. Slow and unhurried, just the two of them.
No audience, no politics, no responsibilities.
Just two immortals enjoying one another’s company, as though eternity had, for a moment, stopped feeling like an endless burden and become something as ordinary as another Tuesday evening.
Alastor never interrupted. He simply kept playing.
--------
Yet despite the concerts, the banquets, the paperwork Lucifer refused to touch, and the impossible duck taxonomy, more often than anything else, he found himself looking after Charlie.
The little princess had returned safely to her parents. She lacked for nothing and was loved beyond measure.
And yet, she remembered him.
Despite his new face, despite the antlers, the claws, the glowing smile, the crackling static woven through every word.
Whenever she spotted him across a room, her face lit up.
“Alta!”
Tiny arms reached toward him with absolute confidence, demanding to be picked up, demanding to be carried, demanding above all else that he abandon whatever important royal business he’d been assigned in favor of becoming her personal climbing tree.
Which he invariably did.
Lucifer found this endlessly amusing and Lilith found it endearing, all the while, Charlie laughed with joy. Alastor pretended it was an inconvenience.
No one believed him, least of all Charlie.
There were nights she simply refused to sleep. No amount of rocking, singing, or gentle encouragement from Lucifer or Lilith accomplished anything. She cried. She fussed. She stubbornly stayed awake.
Then someone would fetch Alastor.
He never complained. He’d simply lift her into his arms, settle her against one shoulder, and begin walking the endless palace corridors, humming softly. Old jazz standards, Creole lullabies, radio jingles from a world that no longer existed, whatever songs carried across death itself.
His voice, warm beneath its ever-present static, wrapped around the sleepy child like a favorite blanket.
Within minutes, Charlie would yawn. Her tiny fingers would curl into his lapel, her breathing would slow, and she’d drift peacefully to sleep.
Every single time.
Lucifer noticed, though he never commented on it directly. Pride wouldn’t allow such open admissions. But there was something unmistakably grateful in the way his gaze lingered whenever he watched Alastor bouncing Charlie gently in his arms. Some tension always left the King’s shoulders, as though someone else were helping carry the weight of fatherhood, if only for a moment.
Lilith noticed too, far more quickly than her husband. She watched the effortless patience with which Alastor cared for Charlie. The instinctive gentleness hidden beneath sharp claws, the way he always supported the back of her head, the way he never raised his voice, the way he celebrated every tiny milestone with genuine delight.
There was no ambition behind it. No manipulation. No hidden bargain waiting to be collected.
Just care. Real, uncomplicated care.
Little by little, Lilith began entrusting him with more.
Watching Charlie for an afternoon, putting her down for naps, reading bedtime stories. Eventually no one thought twice about leaving the Princess in his care. It became normal, and Alastor became her official guardian, caretaker, nanny, and eventually, her tutor. Something neither ruler had ever expected. And yet, somehow, it happened anyway.
Both King and Queen found themselves quietly, helplessly charmed by the strange mortal-turned-demon who fussed over their daughter with almost embarrassing devotion.
Lucifer often joked that Alastor hovered like an overprotective nanny.
Lilith corrected him. “He hovers like family.”
The first time she said it, the words slipped out without thinking. Neither of them acknowledged the silence that followed. Alastor certainly didn’t, he merely smiled. But something warm settled deep in his chest all the same.
Somewhere between debt and duty, between servitude and trust, between employer and servant, the lines quietly blurred.
Before any of them truly noticed, Alastor had stopped feeling like an outsider who merely served the royal family. He had become part of the household. And, to his own endless bewilderment, the greatest serial killer New Orleans had ever produced found himself in the strangest position of his entire existence:
The Radio Demon.
Bound by contract to the First Family of Hell. Professional royal attendant. Occasional concert pianist. Unofficial duck archivist. Nanny and guardian to the Princess of Hell.
And, though he would deny it to anyone who asked, he was perfectly, hopelessly content.
--------
He would never admit it aloud, of course. Such sentiments simply weren’t dignified.
But there were moments, small and quiet, meant for no one else to see.
Like when baby Charlie wrapped her tiny hand around one of his fingers in her sleep, refusing to let go no matter how carefully he tried to slip away. Or when she burst into delighted giggles at one of his terrible jokes before he’d even reached the punchline, laughing simply because he was laughing.
Or during those long, peaceful hours when the palace had finally gone silent, and she’d drift off against his shoulder, warm and impossibly trusting, her little breaths rising and falling in gentle rhythm against his chest.
In those moments, even the Devil’s own servant smiled. A small, genuine curve of his lips, soft and unguarded and almost human. It existed only for a heartbeat before vanishing beneath his usual mask. But it was there.
Charlie, however, was hardly the only Morningstar to worm her way into his affections. Somewhere amid the slow accumulation of days, Alastor found himself growing unexpectedly close to the King and Queen as well.
Whenever Charlie napped, or when one parent occupied her attention long enough for the other to slip away, the three of them naturally drifted together.
Sometimes over tea. Sometimes over cards. Sometimes over music. Occasionally over one of Lucifer’s increasingly elaborate projects that always seemed to begin with, “Now hear me out—”
No one ever admitted they were seeking one another’s company. They simply, coincidentally, kept ending up in the same room.
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Alastor, to Lucifer’s endless surprise, proved to be one of the few souls in existence utterly unimpressed by the title of King of Hell. He respected the crown. He obeyed direct orders.
But fear? Not even slightly.
If Lucifer threw a barb, Alastor returned it. If Lucifer mocked his antlers, Alastor mocked his height. If Lucifer became overly theatrical, Alastor matched him scene for scene, until the palace staff quietly abandoned the room before the inevitable verbal catastrophe unfolded.
Neither of them ever truly won. Neither was particularly interested in winning. They simply enjoyed having someone capable of keeping up.
It was refreshing. Most demons either groveled before Lucifer or fled the moment he entered a room. Very few dared treat him like a person.
Alastor did.
Without hesitation, without calculation, and without ever realizing how rare that truly was.
Lilith noticed long before either of them did. She had always been Lucifer’s anchor.
His steady hand, his quiet reassurance, patient through every spiral, gentle through every setback. When self-doubt consumed him, she reminded him who he was. When grief resurfaced, she sat beside him until it passed.
She was, in every sense of the word, his light.
But even light had its limitations. Gentleness wasn’t always what Lucifer needed. Sometimes what he needed was someone entirely unwilling to indulge his self-pity.
Someone who would march straight into his workshop, ignore the dramatic sighs, step over the mountain of discarded rubber ducks littering the floor, grab the King of Hell by the collar, and haul him bodily out of the room, shouting:
“Your Majesty, if you don’t leave this room within the next thirty seconds, I shall personally inform Her Majesty that you’ve been hiding in here for three days pretending paperwork doesn’t exist.”
Lucifer would gasp theatrically. “You wouldn’t.”
“I absolutely would. And for extra incentive: vintage ducky collection #39 goes straight to the shredder if you don’t clean yourself up and eat a proper meal.”
“You monster.”
“I’m learning from the best.”
Lucifer would be quiet a moment, then huff, “...Fair point.”
The palace staff stopped questioning it after the fifth occurrence. Lucifer complained every single time. He also followed him out every single time.
Somehow, Alastor possessed the miraculous ability to cut through the King’s melancholy with equal parts sarcasm, stubbornness, and complete disregard for royal dignity. He refused to let Lucifer disappear into his darker moods.
Refused to let him isolate himself for weeks at a stretch, refused to let him forget that Hell still needed its ruler, and more importantly, that Lilith needed her husband and Charlie needed her father.
Lucifer grumbled. He argued. He insisted he was perfectly capable of managing himself. Then, with an exaggerated sigh, he’d straighten his coat and reluctantly return to his duties. More often than not, Alastor walked beside him the entire way.
Somewhere along the decades that followed, Lucifer stopped asking why the antlered sinner always seemed to know exactly when he was having a difficult day. He simply accepted that he did.
Gratitude was never something Lucifer expressed easily. Pride was woven into every inch of his being. But Alastor learned to read the quieter signs.
An extra cup of coffee already waiting when he arrived. A favorite chair mysteriously left unoccupied. A freshly repaired radio sitting on his desk without explanation. The occasional muttered “Good work,” spoken just loudly enough to be heard before Lucifer immediately changed the subject.
He would never say thank you. Not directly. He didn’t have to.
Alastor understood anyway.
And somewhere along the way, without any of them truly noticing when it happened, the King of Hell stopped seeing his servant as merely a soul bound by contract. He started seeing him as someone he could rely on.
Someone who stayed. Someone who, annoyingly enough, refused to let him wallow.
A friend.
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Lilith was an entirely different story.
Unlike Lucifer, whose duties often unfolded behind palace walls and in the shadowy machinery that kept Hell functioning, Lilith was seen.
She was the face of the Crown. The Queen the sinners of the Pride Ring looked to whenever the chaos of eternity threatened to swallow them whole. She walked among them. She performed for them. She spoke to them.
Where Lucifer ruled Hell, Lilith ruled its people.
Charismatic. Fearless. Unshakable. She stood as living proof that a soul could fall into the deepest abyss imaginable and still rise again, head held high.
To countless sinners, she was more than their Queen.
She was hope.
A fierce, brilliant woman who matched the King of Hell blow for blow in every argument, every debate, every impossible crisis. So much so, that more than a few demons joked Lucifer wore the crown, but Lilith ran the kingdom.
Neither monarch ever confirmed or denied it. The joke persisted anyway.
Strength, however, carried its own peculiar cruelty.
Everyone expected Lilith to be composed, always capable, always perfect. She wasn’t allowed bad days. Wasn’t allowed moments of weakness. Wasn’t allowed to make mistakes. Not publicly, not even once.
Because sinners remembered. Forever.
A single misstep would be discussed for centuries: an awkward speech, a failed decision, one moment of visible exhaustion, and it would become another favorite story whispered through Pentagram City’s streets until the end of time.
So she never slipped.
Not in public. Not at court. Not during concerts. Not even at home.
Especially not at home.
Because if Lucifer leaned on anyone, he leaned on her. She was the one who steadied him after sleepless nights, reminded him to eat, coaxed him out of workshops overflowing with abandoned inventions and forgotten responsibilities, quietly held the pieces together whenever grief threatened to pull him apart.
If she faltered, even for a moment, Lucifer noticed. And when Lucifer noticed, he worried. Which only meant she had to reassure him, which meant putting the mask back on.
Again. And again. And again.
She never truly got to set it aside. Not even in the privacy of her own home.
Until Alastor.
It happened so gradually that neither of them could have pointed to the exact moment everything changed. At first, practicality explained it well enough. He was bound to her by contract; if she wished for privacy, she merely had to order it. The chain ensured absolute obedience and absolute silence. A convenient arrangement.
Or so she’d thought.
It took surprisingly little time to discover that Alastor was worth far more than a magically enforced confidant. He was enjoyable. Conversation flowed effortlessly between them. Hours disappeared discussing music, theater, radio, the subtle art of commanding an audience without ever raising one’s voice.
They dissected performances the way scholars pored over ancient texts. Debating orchestration, critiquing costumes, arguing over dramatic timing. Somehow, every discussion ended with both of them laughing, or stubbornly insisting they were right.
Usually both.
The similarities became impossible to ignore.
Both possessed wills that could politely be described as immovable. Both preferred solving problems themselves rather than burdening others. Both had clawed their way toward power through wit and charisma and meticulous planning rather than brute force alone.
Both understood that appearances were weapons every bit as sharp as claws, and both knew exactly how to smile while maneuvering an entire room toward the outcome they desired.
And perhaps most striking of all, neither regretted the road that had brought them there.
To an outsider, their lives looked unforgivable.
Lilith: the first woman, the one who had accepted the forbidden fruit and forever altered Creation.
Alastor: a serial killer who had delighted in hunting humanity’s worst long before death delivered him to Hell.
Most souls would have spent eternity wishing they could rewrite those choices. Begging for another chance, praying for a gentler path.
Neither of them did.
Lilith had never blamed the apple.
Alastor had never blamed circumstance.
They accepted what they had done, accepted where those decisions had led, accepted the consequences, without excuses, without self-pity, without pretending someone else had forced their hand. If they had sinned, they had sinned knowingly. If they had fallen, they had walked willingly.
There was a peculiar freedom in that honesty.
One Lucifer, for all his virtues, could never quite understand. Because unlike the two of them, Lucifer still carried regrets. He still replayed old mistakes in quiet moments, still wondered whether history might have unfolded differently had he simply chosen another path.
Lilith never asked those questions nor did Alastor. They simply moved forward.
Perhaps that was why they understood one another so effortlessly. Not because they were identical, they weren’t.
But because beneath the performances, the confidence, the carefully crafted personas, they recognized something familiar in each other: two people who refused to deny who they were, who accepted every triumph and every atrocity alike as part of themselves, who chose to live with the consequences rather than spend eternity wishing for an absolution that was never coming.
It was a rare kind of understanding. One that required very few words.
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By the time anyone realized what had happened, it had already happened.
Lucifer no longer introduced Alastor as his servant. Charlie had long since begun calling him family in her own childish way. Lilith stopped asking whether he’d be joining them for dinner, she simply asked the other servants to set another place at the table.
No ceremony marked the occasion. No declaration echoed through Hell. No contract was amended.
There was only one more chair that somehow always seemed occupied. One more voice filling the palace halls with music. One more laugh joining theirs over evening tea.
Somewhere between obligation and affection, between debt and devotion, between servant and sovereign. The Morningstar family had, quietly and without ever quite realizing it, become a family of four.
