#theres not

[autosadist]

hunched over in a patio chair drooling into the dirt, watching clear spit sink away from its foam and into the earth, my fascist neighbor and i are feet apart as he fishes, we treat each other like ghosts, hes always drunk as fuck yelling at his wife and cat and kids when hes inside but right now he's cooing sweetly to a fish caught on his line, violent thoughts pass through but i just drool in my chair, dumb as fuck, i need to hear him catch the fish for some reason, as if there's something to "get"

[gumballrightfoots]

awww he wants to dress us up

wait theres something else in the box-

[xx-deathwalker-xx]

The way there isn’t a SINGLE x male reader fic for my beloved Greed is deplorable honestly.

As soon as I get the motivation I’m writing for all the men out there who self ship with greed and aren’t represented in the fanfics.

[circuits-unending]

FSA Shadow Link was completely black, he wasnt purple. That was just Himekawa's attempt to make Shadow more visually appealing in the manga since he played a much bigger part than the other Dark Links that have shown up. He's not purple in the game.

And so they didn't have to heavy shade the fuck outta him every time he showed up.

[pregnantsecondo]

me and the homies projectile vomiting 😳

[harringtonshoe]

so like still no te 3? i hate u pb

[boyfriem-moved]

My french teacher: *is literally just trying to teach us*

Me, a gremlin: hey. Hey mr gabriel. Hey

Him: ....yes?

Me: is there a french word for yeehaw