michael and malia effort to go on malia.
Send Me A Ship And I’ll Say Who:
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: Malia, since Michael is a neat freak
forgets to run the dish washer: Malia
pumps gas for the car: Michael
drives when they’re going somewhere: Michael
rearranges the furniture: Malia, especially when she builds her own little den in the living room
falls asleep with the TV on: They both do
gets to use the bathroom first: Malia because she uses the whole “hostage” situation as an excuse to pee first
decides the temperature for the ac/heater: Again, Malia likes to play the “hostage” card, but Michael can tell she gets cold easily, so he doesn’t mind
sets up holiday decorations: They set them up together
leaves the lights on: Malia
uses the bathroom with the door open: They both are a little too open with each other
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber): Michael












