#therosynstarter

[blakexsteels]

[ Blake was in an extremely good mood. ] I’m sorry, do you need any help with that?

[blakexsteels]

[ Everything was falling apart for him. He couldn’t go to the bar for obvious reasons, and he didn’t want to be anywhere at the club sober either. ] I’m not drunk. Drunk was about ten drinks ago. [ Even HE could smell the alcohol on his breath. ]

[rosyn-spencer]

“If I have to listen to one more middle aged guest make a dad joke and think they’re the best thing since hidden panty lines, then I may just fake a seizure and really give them something to talk about.”

[wthzeke-blog]

“Look, I said hello to the kitten. Now you say hello to the kitten. And then we both pet it! That’s how it works. By the way, who are you?”