Curious Minds.

Spencer Mitchells|| 18 || Hostess and in the end in Wonderland; we both went mad. 

[alainaxrohdes]

“You dont tell anyone I gave you wine and I wont tell anyone we cuddled. Deal. That’s the thing though, how are they gonna not protect us when without us this place wouldnt exist, the disrespect is appalling” 

[rosyn-spencer]

“Both our secrets are safe. Yeah, but it’s the guest who keep this place going. They’re the ones who pay all the dollars just to spend a few nights here, they pay for us to be here. They can always hire more staff if we leave but they can’t get the money back that they would lose if guests were escorted off the premises and let’s face it A, this place cares more about making money then it’s lowly, delinquent employees.”

[spellinsabrina]

“Ah, I absolutely love this place.”

[rosyn-spencer]

“Right? Rude guests who treat you like servants, endless amounts of screaming children, lame dad jokes, pervy older men, woman who have more botox than brains and of course, the wonderfully below minimum wage they offer us. What’s not to love about this place?”

[beatifullrose]

“Uh, what do you want now?” She asked the person sighing

[rosyn-spencer]

“I said that you’re in my way, I need to get my jacket.”

[alainaxrohdes]

“well we can cuddle and watch movies and you can vent to me about whatever you’d like! I can’t believe that though..they really need better security here that is ridiculous” 

[rosyn-spencer]

“Don’t tell anyone we cuddled though, I need to keep my rep around this joint. Do you really think security is going to stop a guest from groping a lowly hostess? That’s basically what we’re there for.”

[alainaxrohdes]

“Did you have a bad day? Whats going on babygirl?”

[rosyn-spencer]

“I had this gross old man try and grope me today when his wife wasn’t looking and a toddle vomit all over my new skirt. Life sucks and I hate to say this, but I need a cuddle.”

[htmlxlauren-deactivated20150530]

“Is anyone here amazingly talented at fixing phones? Mine may have been saturated in water and now it’s sort of … not cooperating. Siri I don’t want to go to McDonalds, I want to check my Instagram. Please stop.”

[rosyn-spencer]

“I would love to help you but I’m more hopeless than a nun in a whore house when it comes to technology.”

[alainaxrohdes]

“you’re a little young for a glass of wine, but I’ll give you one cause I love you but shhh don’t tell anyone” 

[rosyn-spencer]

“This isn't my first rodeo but your secret is safe with me, plus dealing with the amount of douchebag guests that I deal with, it’s needed..”

[theflashok]

I think you dropped something.

[rosyn-spencer]

Yes, my dignity when I started working here.

[jettisims]

I feel like I’m always falling asleep outside at the worst times. 

[rosyn-spencer]

It is mosquito season too.

[alainaxrohdes]

“I’m officially off work and drunk for the first time in years, heeelloooo world”

[rosyn-spencer]

“I want all the wine also.”

[itsaaronbennett]

“Today was a very off day. I dropped about three pastries, messed up two other ones, and I just realized that my shirt was inside out since this morning. To top it all off, I accidentally offended a very beautiful guest.”

[rosyn-spencer]

“You insulted a pretty guest? There goes any chance you had of becoming someone’s prize winning trophy husband, I feel for you.”

[blakexsteels]

[ It’s been a whole ten minutes and he was still laughing. ] C’mon that was hilarious!

[rosyn-spencer]

There is nothing funny about some old drunk fart spilling an entire drink down my top.

[misslaurenharper-blog]

I wasn’t meaning it like that’s why you were hired. Just take the compliment. 

[rosyn-spencer]

I will take the compliment. Compliments from strangers is what helps me sleep at night.

[venicetbh-blog]

Ouh, look who’s being shady! I like that.

[rosyn-spencer]

I can finally carry on with my life knowing that you like something about me. 

[kennedyhart]

Genius idea, who would’ve thought of that! Unfortunately the people around here must have amnesia, because I’ve reminded my server at least three times and still no drink.

[rosyn-spencer]

Here’s another nifty thought; get another server.

[kennedyhart]

“What’s a girl got to do to get a mimosa around here?”

[rosyn-spencer]

Order one?

[owlyannah]

[rosyn-spencer]

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