#thesadvampire

[delicrieux]

Quick meme in honor of today's chapter

THE WAY I SCREAMED LMAOOOO

yes this is exactly it & its gonna get worse in part 3

[invaderzia1]

Can I just say thanks for that little Hanma fic deep inside he's so miserable that he gets to have s normal life with no danger or excitement he's hot responsibilities and a family to care for now and as much as he might love you and his child he yearns for that thrill of the delinquent lifestyle so i was THINKING what if after a seemingly boring and normal day he gets offered to join Bonten after all that time he ditched Kanto Manji👀

NAH CUZ CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT. It’s been years and he still blames Kanto Manji for what happened to him, up until Ran shows up and asks if he wants a job. something quiet and lucrative, but will bring lots of money and the joy of his dangerous life back. he’d be a happy little camper :) suddenly he’s coming home a lot more happy and bringing more money back, you know somethings up but can’t find it in your heart to ask. deep down you probably know the answer, but decide it’s worse actually having it confirmed so you ignore it.

[max--phillips]

It would be so funny if vampires don't actually repell at garlic he's just allergic but because of being a vampire he can't die but gets really irritated and coughs like mad

Max: coughing and wheezing like he’s dying

You: ??? What the hells the matter

Max: the garlic!!

You: I didn’t think vampires were actually like. Affected by garlic

Max: well THIS ONE’S ALLERGIC

[kathrynhoward]

How about TSP? Was there anything you considered they did good ? It can be whatever,a costume or character moment

reverse unpopular opinion: say something nice about a fandom

I really liked the costumes of the last few episodes- Catherine's blue dress is one that comes to mind, it's so pretty and Pam Downe did a great job on S2 considering what she was handed

TSP is also the only media that has made me like Charles Brandon and Mary Tudor together. I dislike them together historically, but their scenes in season 2 really had me going. The playful teasing, her being the one to officially initiate it, the actors being similar ages. Also Sai is beautiful and any reason for her to have screen time made me happy. So like mixed feelings as a portrayal, but when I separate it from the historical people, I liked it,

[zukkababey]

Yeah Ozai is pretty on the surface but we all know who's the most handsome brother IROH that man is FLAMING HOT🔥🔥🔥

[ladyreapermc]

“You’re nothing but my fuck-doll. Say it." With John🍑

warnings: smut (rough sex, hair pulling, tiny bit of degradation)

You were pretty sure your father was overreacting having a man like John Wick following you around like a shadow. Even if his enemies were stupid enough to send someone after you, a crowded nightclub would definitely be the last place they would come after you.

“Actually this would be exactly the place,” Wick said, his voice grave and throaty as you voiced your complains to him. “You wouldn’t even see me coming.”

You looked him up and down, the way his dark suit stretched over the broad shoulders, hinting powerful muscles; the slicked-back hair and dark, dangerous eyes. You smirked around the straw of your drink, making sure to purse your pouty lips. His gaze fell to it for a second, before it moved back to your eyes.

“I’m sure I’d notice you, Mr. Wick.” You said and he leaned forward, his mouth coming closer to your face.

“I’d take you from behind,” he said, tone dropping an octave and sending shivers down your spine. “Hand on your throat to make you stay still and a few sharp thrusts on your back. You’ll be out before you could even think of asking for help.”

“Maybe I don’t want to ask for help,” you turned your head his way, your nose brushing against his and you could smell the cigarette on his breath. “Maybe I want you to take me from behind, hand on my throat and everything.”

You smirked at John, watching as his gaze clouded with desire before he stepped back and shook his head.

“Your father…”

“Doesn’t need to know,” you said, stepping into John’s personal space, crossing your arms around his neck. “Truth is, I’m only here for one thing and one thing only and I think I can get it pretty well from you.”

You could practically see the cogs spinning in John’s head, considering his options before he took your arm, hand rough, warm and huge around your thin wrist and led the way to the exit, draggin you behind him.

Throughout the ride back to your place, you made sure to drive John crazy, by taking your panties off and fingering yourself for him to watching, while he tried to concentrate on traffic. He almost crashed twice before haphazardly parking his car in front of your building and once again towing you after him.

You would never say it, but you loved his roughness. You wanted John to push you face first in the first flat surface and take everything you got. Make you ache and beg for release.

Maybe John could see it in your face or he simply just needed it as much as you did, because in seconds he had you pinned against the sofa, face on the cushions, ass in the air, his tongue on your cunt and all you could do was moan and roll your hips trying to seek for more, but John held you in an iron grip, one hand locking your wrists behind your back, the other smacking the side of your thigh whenever you dared to move.

“Just fuck me already, Goddamnit!”

John let go of your hip long enough to take a fistful of your hair, tugging your head back and the wanton moan you let out was obscene.

“You don’t get to demand anything here, princess,” he growled, shoving two fingers inside you and you cried out at the sudden intrusion, feeling John stretching your cunt. “I’ll take you when I feel like it. Because you’re nothing but my fuck-doll. Say it.”

“Not a chance,” you spat rebelliously, writhing against his hand, until John pulled his fingers away, making you whimper. He pulled on your hair again, his mouth pressing against your cheek, while the tip of his cock rubbed against your wet, swollen folds.

“You’ll say it before the night is over, doll. I promise.”

[catherinesboleyn]

My good dude may i just say that the pictures you post are amazing in quality?(i was straight up gonna say "mad crisp") like damn im in love

I use the app Remini to enhance them lol! Trust me, they do not start out that way. 😬

[mrsjadecurtiss]

My good dude did you make the "is this guy bothering you m'lady" Ned Stark meme bc

1) its hilarious

2)I cant find it and wanna show my friends :(

yess i made that one! honored you like it :DDD

the post is here:

https://amuelia.tumblr.com/post/625807913258188800/someone-liked-my-drawing-of-ned-and-ice-and-it