Pedro Pascal is my government assigned man crush

Tori/Max // 28 // they/he/it // tme nb lesbian (shocking, I know) // previously butchmandalorian & spacegayofficial // 18+ ONLY // Welcome to hell! I didn't mean to become a Pedro Pascal stan. Read my about for more! TERFS DON'T TOUCH MY POSTS MASTERLIST My Neocities My ToyChats (adult toy reviews!) Buy me a ko-fi! Owner and operator of onehellofanaskblog, dirtypedrocharacterconfessions, dirtymandalorianconfessions, and capitalistvampire69! I also have a nsfw sideblog, spacegaynsfw!

[max--phillips]

Last updated: 4/9/26

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>>Series

>>Max Phillips

>>Agent Whiskey

>>The Mandalorian

>>Ezra

>>Maxwell Lord

>>Dieter Bravo

>>Javier Peña

>>Dave York

>>Joel Miller

>>Frankie Morales

>>Other characters

>>Headcanons

>>ABCs of Kink

[max--phillips]

Yeah, the Pedro boys all do it for me too, but Max is just extra for me

Like he literally ignores my sexuality and makes me bothered for him anyway. Rude really if you think about it

- the lesbian in every case except Max (but also the Pedro boys)

Oh yeah no he’s extremely rude. Bc same, I mean. My blog name 😭 I have had a few ideas DVD-screen-saver-ing around my brain for a while with a Max (x? &?) lesbian reader (but lbr here it’s a self insert 😭) and I don’t really know what to DO with it bc it’s so niche and stupid and probably would come off as weirdly homophobic despite it being written By A Lesbian so. I just let it continue pinging around my brain

[max--phillips]

Hey if you’re a podcast girlie and you like learning about kink, I just started listening to Don’t Scare the Newbies hosted by kirizal and S (Apple podcast link here, but they’re also on Spotify, I just. Don’t use Spotify) who are a queer couple in a 24/7 lifestyle D/s dynamic. I’ve followed kirizal on tiktok for years and I’ve always appreciated their stuff, idk why it took me so long to start listening to their podcast.

As you can probably deduce from the name of the podcast, their dynamic is probably a little bit intense if you’re not familiar with the ins and outs of kink and the many forms it can take, but obviously it’s not like it impacts their ability to… record a normal, listenable podcast. Their most recent episode is about kirizal’s addiction recovery journey and how addiction in general can impact & influence kink, and last week’s episode had another 24/7 couple on as guests talking about erotic hypnosis. Overall: highly recommend, and definitely follow kirizal on tiktok/instagram/etc

[max--phillips]

Today’s episode is about kink at pride!! And it’s very good information. Best line so far from kirizal:

“I don’t consent to seeing people wearing socks with sandals, but I still gotta deal with it.”

[longseasons]

consider lezzing out when the moment arrives

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[kitsnicket]

I don’t like this actually

[kitsnicket]

This is depressing does anyone else find this depressing

[magicratfingers]

bc tumblr u dipshits

[guillotinedream]

why are we not talking about this bitch carrying a designer bindle on a stick. This is the millionaire homeless person of 1929

[parkerposey]

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

[parkerposey]

He’s literally just telling it like it is

[netherworldpost]

"does it have to be queer"

yes, next question, unless the next question is "why", in which case I am pulling the lever

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Could it be more queer?

[netherworldpost]

(To my personal assistant) Increase the sea salted wolverine’s budget

[fangorn-forest]

summer sufferers poll: would you rather have…

the ability to repel all bugs so they can’t touch/bite/sting you

the ability to always be at a comfortable temperature while outside

no chafing ever again

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[a-cipher]

anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[ouroborosorder]

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[daddyfuckedme]

[avantgarden-er]

If your hand cramps from holding your phone that means you are reaching peak health and wellness and should keep doing what you’re doing