#these dickheads

[boxowo]

Role-playing as gamzee with another gamzee is the funniest shit I've ever done

Then there's this shit

The fucking stove guys

Crispy ass oven

Then there's the fucking jugglepin incident

Rip whatever karkat that could've been

Moral of the story two gamzees means fucking chaos

[greatwise]

can you believe druck did what we thought they wouldn’t and kept david and matteo apart for a whole WEEK

[amaxophbia]

@silvertongued-trickster​ said ❛ what you think you’re going through is nothing to what i have been through. ❜

“ I’m sorry, is this the Trauma Olympics? I don’t recall getting a letter for an award for the most traumatic upbringing, did I? ” Stephen snaps. “ Oh, wait, it probably got sent to your address, didn’t it? Well congratulations.”  Fake applause as the doctor stares coldly at the trickster. “ Now if that’s all, then I have better things to do.

[saulepleaurant]

Oh SHIT I’m so scared, my brother collapsed and we’re waiting for these fucking paramedics that seem to be taking a lifetime