β you're so hot, my zipper is falling for you. β
β i love my bed, but i'd rather be in yours. β
β nice outfit. it'd look even better if it were on my bedroom floor. β
β roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, and i'll be the nine. β
β do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? β
β if you're feeling down, i can feel you up. β
β my ideal body weight is yours on mine. β
β your belt looks really tight. can i loosen it for you? β
β there are 206 bones in your body. think you can handle another one? β
β let's play carpenter so i can nail you. β
β i'd tell you a joke about my dick, but ... it's too long. β
β hey, i might be wasted, but the condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. β
β i may not go down in history, but i'll go down on you. β
β you must be a chicken farmer because you know exactly how to raise my cock. β
β sorry, what's your name again? i want to get it right when i shout it later. β
β you must be an elevator because i want to go up and down on you all day. β
β i'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. and the ones on your face. β
β if you were a toe, i'd bang you on every wall, table, and chair in this bar. β
β sit on my lap, and let's talk about the first thing that pops up. β
β do you work for UPS? 'cause you've got a fantastic package. β
β want to play a game? i'll be the squirrel, you be the tree, and i'll bust a nut in your hole. β
β your legs are like an oreo cookie. i wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. β
β i bet i can touch your belly button ... from the inside. β
β how do you feel about doing some math in the bedroom? all you need to do is add me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply. β
β remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later. β
β my doctor told me i have a vitamin d deficiency. wanna go back to my place and save me? β
β if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? β
β my dick's been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? β
β i'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. β
β is your name medusa? because the moment you look at me, i get rock hard. β
β can you tell me what time your legs open, please? β
β are you a rubix cube? because the more i play with you the harder you get. β
β you look too god for a pickup line, so let's cut to the chase β wanna fuck? β
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