#these fools!!

[indestinatus]

So, picture my surprise when I had tried to lean in for a kiss And she just smiled and turned her head down 

I asked her, "Why?" and she replied It was nothing I was doing wrong, it's just what it is No, classy girls don't kiss in bars like this.

for @pro-bee // (also makes me think of this fic by @benditlikepress)

[wickanderhalovar]

Aziraphale is,,,, so clueless. ‘I lost my best friend’ ‘sorry to hear it SO ANYWAY’ doesn’t even stop to think ‘wait, who was the best friend he was talking about???’ Think back my dude there is a feeling of mutual dislike between Crowley and basically all of Hell who do you t h I n k this hypothetical best friend would be? W h o I n t h e w o r l d w o u l d I t b e A z i r a p h a l e? Wanna take a guess?????????

I KNOW!

but also, if aziraphale had been able to see crowley (he couldn’t because he didn’t have a body or anything to SEE WITH) he may have been able to work it out with how the demon was looking at him but still

the poor angel has no idea